Harry Potter

totally unshaven cooter

That guy was all over my harry potter

by Alex November 19, 2006

Harry Potter

The Harry Potter books in order are:
Harry potter and the photographer's scone;
Harry potter and the chamberpot of secrets;
Harry potter and the pisser afgan;
Harry potter and the Goblet of phlegm;
Harry potter and the order of the penis

I "really" enjoy the harry potsmoker books.

by Carpman August 29, 2003

patterscum

When you commit an act worthy of appraisal for its coy behavior, aka when one stealsts something very important

Kuyt just patterscummed the shit out of that ball.
Kid in the back, patterscumming like crazaaaaayyyyyy!

by Stealster McBulSheetface December 16, 2010

pitted out

A shirt that you've you've owned and worn for so long that the underarms are 90% caked-on antiperspirant, often yellowing and causing pit stains.

Isn't my 1978 vintage tour shirt sweet?

No, dude, look at the sleeves. It's totally pitted out. Use some hydrogen peroxide or get rid of it.

by Sterling Duchess Archer April 24, 2015

Patterpillar

A patterpillar is a pillar that patters.
A pillar is a column type thing.
A patter is a noise a duck makes when it walks.

"Bob, what is that?"
"I believe it is a Patterpillar"

by Penguinsgalore September 18, 2017

Petter

A petter is a marvelous person with a fun personality. A petter can be defined to be a very talented person with a lot of speciality’s. Petter is also very popular and interesting. Everybody want to be with petter. Everybody loves a petter. Petteris very sexy and handsome and very good in bed.

Person 1: Omg hey! So I just met the most amazing guy last night. His name is Petter.
Person 2: Omg I love him!
Person 1: have you met him?
Person 2: no, I just already know I’m gonna love him.

by Elias 1234567890 November 12, 2019

Pottergram

Pottergram - someone who turns up at your party and bores the fuck out of everyone

i can't sleep let's order a pottergram

by velmalovescock May 24, 2020