grass

touch it. now.

a green plant thingy eaten by animals for energy and food. also the bane of every hardcore gamer.

Dude 1: broo stop tryharding at this simple game
Dude 2: L + ratio + wrong + get a job + unfunny + you fell off + never liked you anyway + cope + ur allergic to gluten + don't care + cringe ur a kid + literally shut the fuck up + owned + ur a toddler + reverse double take back + u sleep in a different bedroom from your wife + get rekt + i said it better + u smell + copy + who asked + seethe + ur a coward + stay mad + yo mama
Dude 1: please for the love of god go touch grass now

by ProfessionalDumbass420 April 13, 2022

Grass

grass is very dangerous fluffy material "outside"

never touch Grass

by ZeGuyFromRobloxCalledNo_micGUy April 10, 2023

Grass

Grass

Grass

by GoiseKiller July 20, 2022

Grass Layer

someone who is the type of person to lay in the grass (skill issue) (negative)

wow , alex is a real grass layer

by Narry B April 19, 2025

Grass

Something gamers/weebs don't get. it is green in colour and is soft most of the time. it can be both tall and short. gamers often see this in their little games.

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"Today, I went out and touched grass, Nyan-Nyan-Kawai chan!"
"That's amazing, Gamer-Kun! I'll be with you on this journey!"

by Ikea.gender May 4, 2022

grass

something 96% of twitter users haven't touched LOL

hey you should touch some grass you twitter user!

twitter user: no lol

by wut_luke March 27, 2021

Grass

A green plant that grows outside, commonly found in fields or front lawns. Grass can survive being stepped on, and people usually cut it so it doesn't grow too long. Cutting the grass is usually referred to "mowing the lawn." Astroturf is NOT actual grass.

"The grass is growing tall."
"Go outside and touch some grass!"

by level20_XD December 10, 2022