face plant

falling on your face in a humurous fashion; the act of planting your face on the ground

As she rolled on the floor laughing while watching that dude whose pants fall off when he dives over the fence while he is playing baseball and falls on his face on America's Funniest Videos Jenn said, "I sure do love a good face plant!"

by HennyPenny415 December 3, 2007

roll face

Being high on ecstasy. Everything feels so good that you want to roll your face on everything such as couches, dogs, etc.

Jimmy went to the party just so he could Roll Face.

by Matty O November 6, 2007

Bitch faced

The act of swinging your head across someone else's face.

Dude #1: You must be Richard Simmons.
Dude #2: *Bitch faced Dude #1*.
Dude #1: Screw you, man! Ouch!

by TheCanadianAsian August 25, 2009

richard face

the politicaly correct way of calling someone a dick face. Their actions typically require that they are in fact commiting the crime of being a dick face.

Employee: That douce is being a dick face
Boss: Hey shit dick, you mean that douche is being a richard face
Employee: Thats right we have to be PC around here now

by malibu biff August 15, 2008

The North Face

expensive type of jacket that yuppy young men and women wear as a way to:
1) make a statement that they're rich.
2) keep very warm, since they're good jackets.

I prefer wearing mine for the second reason, but hey, #1 isn't all that bad...

Holy crap! He's wearing a North Face jacket! I have to go touch him and attain wealth!

by KyleW March 14, 2005

your face

Coming from 'your mom' and yo momma. Just to get off the subject of peoples' moms and how to insult them, people
decided to use one of the most valued parts of the body....the face.

used mostly to annoy and/or confuse people, your face is a term used by thousands of people around the world.

Confusing:

A: Hello B!
B: Your face!

Annoying:

A: I had a nice time talking to....YOUR FACE!!!
B: Say what?
A: Say....YOUR FACE!!
B: Shut up!
A: YOUR FACE!!!!!!!
B: I'm leaving...*leaves*
A: YOUR FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!

Insulting(this has happend to me alot):

A: I saw something weird today...
B: What? YOUR FACE????

by My Face July 10, 2004

TWO FACED

When someone acts one way in front of you, but than when your not around has fun ridiculing you

JProc is such a two faced S.O.B when he's not around

by Payday May 21, 2006