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Play now or die.

A bullshit promotion text from Helix Jump (A mobile game) to force people to play their game
Helix Jump: Play now or die.
Me: no ._.
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I Can See Clearly Now

Oh, yes I can make it now the pain is gone
All of the bad feelings have disappeared
Here is that rainbow I've been praying for
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day
Him: Things are foggy.
Me: Put on your glasses.
Him: Ah, I can see clearly now.
by Nab004 July 16, 2021
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I See It Now

It's good to see your face again, it's been awhile
How am I doing, Well I get by somehow
You sure look good since your new love came in your life
You know I didn't see that fire in you he's found
Oh but I see it now

Oh I never saw that look in your eyes
And I never had you hold me that tight
And I never saw you dance with your feet off the ground
Oh but I see It Now
Holding him, you never looked more beautiful
Letting go has been so hard on me
And sitting here, it's clear to see what he means to you
The way you look at him, it ain't no mystery
He's all I couldn't be

Oh I never saw that look in your eyes
And I never had you hold me that tight
And I never saw you dance with your feet off the ground
Oh but I see It Now

And I never saw you dance with your feet off the ground
Oh but I see it now
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Her: OK so I have it I don’t know if I can Rambo. OK sucking cock is the most inconvenient thing in the entire world you see if I can psych. Like nobody should ever do that it’s smelly, stinky, and juicy wet cock being her bag.

Him: I would say the N-word. Noooo I like that one gnomic in North I like that one now
by KG&GB May 18, 2021
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CRASS IS NOW IN SESSION

Anybody who blows a gigantic SNOT GLOBULE out of their nose and it is left hanging for all to see.

Something to yell in a sophisticated large crowd.
I don't know about you ROBRRT but ALAN is saying CRASS IS NOW IN SESSION as check out his right nostril expression.

STUPID PEOPLE won't get this , " CRASS IS NOW IN SESSION".
by PERFECT ASSHOLE May 19, 2021
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NOW SERVING

It's a series in A...K(exclude I.J) form concatenated by 0...9 three or four repeats in a FOUR OR FIVE BAND.

It is asking you to be monogamous

The end of your present HAVOC.

A great way to hand out anything that is advantageous.
Listen for your ticket number is your OFFICIAL 0...9 COUNTTER , as you can only COUNT ONE when you get there and it is very FEMALE no matter what as NOW SERVING C0UNT as you only get ONE.

You only get ONE COUNTER and either it is open or close for your preference but remember when you get there NOW SERVING it is the HERE AND NOW

Quickly your wait is NOW SERuVING and ends at the COUNTER POINT NOW SERVED.

Seriously SAM as NOW SERVING could have handled our STIMMY.
by METE MEAT MEET May 20, 2021
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