drunk bar

That bar next to the toilet that some use to hang towels on, but most use to hold onto when drunk to steady themselves while pissing/barfing

yo dont put your towel on the drunk bar, i need that later

by PROFESSOR BRO July 2, 2009

rimjob drunk

When you get so drunk that you try to give the people around you a rimjob.

"Hey did you hear about Dan and Diane?"
"No what?"
"Dan got rimjob drunk and kept trying to give Diane a rimjob...it was hilarious."

by FrenchD1 September 18, 2008

Too Drunk

Too: More than enough; excessively: She worries too much.
Drunk: To bring to a specific state by drinking alcoholic liquors: drank our sorrows away.

Too drunk: The point at which a body becoems saturated with alchohol to the extent that respiratory functions and other 'important' functions to the body cease, without the possibility of re-starting.

Russell has never been too drunk.

by Sammael May 29, 2004

sunday drunk

sunday drunk
the art of getting drunk from the minute you wake on a sunday but making sure youre fine for work on monday

stevie "hey davie,wanna go to the pub and get sunday drunk like stella and sykes do every week"

davie "fuck that im nightshift tomorrow,im going for gold"

by Whitecarlos February 17, 2008

Drunk DL

The action of getting drunk and hearing a song one would otherwise despise, logging on to iTunes and downloading it only to hate yourself the following day.

I heard this guy karaoke "Here Comes The Hotstepper" while I was at the bar last night so I went home and Drunk DL'd it. I had the confirmation email from iTunes today, what was I thinking?

by KKas10 August 27, 2009

Melissa Drunk

The next level of being beyond drunk.

That bitch ain't just drunk, she's Melissa drunk!

by ThEfAcT January 10, 2015

drunk fbing

yet another cousin to the drunk dial and the drunk text, drunk fbing or facebooking involves getting completely blasted and typing in things you did not mean to on your facebook status.

one example of drunk fbing involves typing in somebody's name into the status field instead of the search field and posting it for everyone in your network to see. e.g. John Smith Cathy Jones.

by CharTypesGrant Bruursma August 16, 2009