dead baby joke

Occasionally brilliant pieces of wordplay featuring dead babies (if you couldn't figure that last bit out alone, kill yourself). Tasteless, but make a great icebreaker!

1: I've got a dead baby joke.
2: *groans in disgust and anticipation, as much sense as that shit makes*
1: What sound does a dead baby make in a blender?
2: Oh Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, not this shit again... what?
1: I don't know, I was too busy laughing.

by The God-Emperor April 12, 2008

fucking joke mate

An expression of despair at the situation at hand. Usually used in exasperation when all other logical explanations of a particular predicament are no longer valid.

Chap 1: Well, we seem to have an awful lot of problems and those responsible seem to be doing very little about it.

Chap 2: Yeah, it's a fucking joke mate.

Chap 1: Mugs.

by tip2 September 22, 2011

Dead Baby Jokes

jokes funny to people who hate children

Mark:what gets smaller and smaller and redder and redder
Randy:what?
Mark: A baby brushing his hair with a potato pealer.

by imgoingtoeatyourbaby June 28, 2005

Dead Baby Jokes

A joke made in light of dead babies.

dead baby jokes

Q) What is the best way to get dead babies out of a blender?

A) With chips.

by BananaBurtSpamovich May 25, 2006

Your Mom Jokes

Your mom jokes are not funny nor do people laugh at them. They are dumb and no one likes you if you make Your mom or Yo mama jokes.

Dumb Your Mom Jokes example: Q “Does anyone know where Justin Bieber is?”
A “In your mom/yo mama”

by coolkid2008 June 9, 2021

funniest joke in the world

you.

“dude what’s the funniest joke in the world?” “you.”

by fossil puthay May 6, 2021

Adam (Aidos) Joke

Aidos Joke, a joke made by an individual that makes references that nobody understands and proceedes to be the only one who laughs at them.

Adam: Hey guys why was the sheep green? Because of all the chlorine it drank during the lab experiment of 06. (ahahahahah)

Everyone else: we don't get it Adam, is this another one of your Adam (Aidos) Jokes?

Adam: Whys nobody laughing?

by Adam Orwin September 3, 2023