Short for Nigger University, more commonly known as
prison.
With the regearing of the penal system for rehabilitation rather than punishment, many
niggers in the joint actually learn valuable skills that their
ghetto schools left out of the curriculum.
<Bonifa and Shanique pass a garage, where they see Tyrone welding an axle in place.>
Bonifa: Where did Tyrone learn how to weld?
Shanique: At Nigger U, of course! He spent
two years after
whitey caught him dealing.
Bonifa: And when did he
get himself that job?
Shanique: Oh, his Parole officer gave him one after graduation. He makes $30 an hour!