number 9 sucks

Number nine is the worst number in the history of numbers JUST SAYING

ITS ALL ABOUT NUMBER 8 ;) <3

STANDING for the best hockey player ever. :) :D

ALEXANDER OVECHKIN

Stephanie : Number 8 is the best number ever.
Jade: No number 9 is the best
Stephanie:No, number 8 is the Best and number 9 sucks

by sugarlipps8888888 August 14, 2010

real number

Only the chosen gamers can become a real number

U suck no way your a real number

by Chris M. April 5, 2004

divine number

The divine number is 1.604, Leonardo Da Vinci used this number to paint the Mona Lisa, but the first time he made the painting, her right side of the forehead was bigger, so he had to do it all over again, therefore showing that the Mona Lisa that is kept is not the original painting.

Leonardo painted the Mona Lisa with the divine number, the divine number is also used for many other things of which i choose not to discuss.

by Brandon Harripersaud May 1, 2006

big number

a fat woman who is sexy to some men

hey big number, you look some sort of sexy

by tuffpuff November 12, 2007

tootsie roll critical number

the number at which the tootsie roll effect, therein goes into effect.

You have surpassed the tootsie roll critical number, suffer the consequences.

by rudog September 26, 2005

A Number 3

When you poo poo and pee at the same
aka every timea person poo-poos

"yes you're excused to the bathroom Johnny"-teacher
"thanks"-johnny
..5 minutes later
classmates-"ewww Johnny did you number one or two,"
"A number 3....
bitches."
-johnny

by Ass Hat3321 December 14, 2010

Number One T-shirt

sexual act whereby a man with an unwiped, freshly shitty ass titty fucks a woman leaving the doo-doo residue on her abdomen thus providing her with a number one t-shirt.

dude, she was so drunk she asked me to give her a number one t-shirt before i strawberry shortcaked her!

by satchmo April 26, 2005