mellet

karl mellan. add the words MELLAN and MULLET together. et voila- MELLET! haha! mellet you fucking fag. away and fuck some guy.

my GOD mellet is gay!

by shane March 23, 2004

mulletface

someone with a really hairy face, like super hairy.

man i saw this guy with a mulletface, the hair was literally hanging of his chin.

by lemonboy September 23, 2008

Millette

A rat and a whale

“lets go to the zoo to see the millettes” Tim said to Yozzlin

by Dankerson333 April 21, 2021

mullered

Not sure what "drungs" are - obviously part of unknown's own perculiar vernacular. Hmmm ... rather than speak for a whole country perhaps 'unknown' would do better to realise his / her own parochialism instead of reinforcing it with overly general statements? The meaning of a word depends where you're from and who you are with - "Mullered" can indeed mean intoxication due to drugs within the UK, as it can mean intoxication due to alcohol. If 'unknown' had met anyone outside of his ward he / she would no doubt be aware of that.

I got mullered on an assortment of intoxicating things.

by Unknown's Nemesis August 21, 2003

mullatio

Providing fellatio upon a mulleted stud.

"Hey, Judy. You are so faced - I got to give some hot mullatio to Rod last night while you were home studying for your Calc final."

by Donzer April 20, 2008

Ninja-Justin Drew Bieber-Mallette

a cheating lying douche-bag that doesn't deserve to be alive.

You're such a Ninja-Justin Drew Bieber-Mallette

by smdbish April 20, 2011

Malleting

Taken from the word 'spiggiting'. This is commonly used and known within the vast gay community as the "shove your nuts in my mouth and i will tickle them Parade". Several activities take place during the course of this parade, and one of these great activites is where four men gather round in a circle and squirt their mayonaise into each others mouth, the aim of that game is to see who cant take it anymore. first person to leave the circle gets their 'DingDong' chewed by a homosexual chimp.

"Do you remember that 'Malleting' day?? Can't believe Toby gave up, he was doing so well but i guess Mike was filling Toby's mouth up with his love juice quicker then anyone else were. Shame that Toby had his dick chewed by Matt, but oh well....I hear that Toby and Pandy live together and usually go to 'Malleting' days together now. Toby oonce did mention that "i love Pandy's COCK", those were his excact words, if i remember correctly."

by Brendas Got'a'baby April 20, 2007