buying milk

The act of saying "brb" online and not coming back in a considerable amount of time.

Matt: Brb guys, mom called me to pack the groceries
Steve: Alright, take your time
67 minutes later
Steve: dear god, is matt taking this long to pack the fucking groceries? its been an hour. h
Jack: true true, i dont think he's actually packing the groceries. he's buying milk, just like my dad.
Steve: lmao 💀💀💀💀

by imp fuck2 August 2, 2022

milk fingers

When you dunk your Oreos into milk using your fingers and get milk on them.

Ha! He didn't use a fork to dunk his Oreos, and now he has milk fingers!

by savvykam April 10, 2017

Milk the biscuit

Group stand around a biscuit and wank over it, last one to cum has to eat it.

Lets go play milk the biscuit

by tnggeer June 27, 2018

Giuseppe milk

When you mix a group of elements, preferably from the periodic table, and it makes a while liquid. This liquid is Giuseppe's milk.

Fuck yeah, drink up that Giuseppe milk Growse.

by Giuseppe September 4, 2022

No milk in the fridge

An excuse to justify doing something misleading, and making it harmless.

Alice rubs josh's cock because there's no milk in the fridge

by ToughTimes June 9, 2012

Milk Mustache

When dogs reach the certain old age and start having white hair on their face.

Your dog is very cute! i can see he has some milk mustache

by Foxicc_the420 March 26, 2020

guy milk

Jiz

want to try some guy milk:)

by ALcahhal July 8, 2017