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Mike Morreale 

Some bitch nigga with a mini Afro. He skates and obviously gets no ass. He also likes men
It’s that bitch nigga mike Morreale
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mike turnupseed 

The most like homie in all of the land👏🏼😳, once killed a tiger with his bare hands while shotgunning a 24 oz corona™ can. Strong advocate of Mike’s Hard Lemonade, but only with extra lemons😍🤤
Friend One: Ayo 🅱️oss, them shoes lookin dirty lemme clean those up for you
Mike Turnupseed: Nah boss, that attitude lookin kinda dirty, lemme fix that right up for you👀
Friend One: Yo boss thanks, I really feel like I could go shotgun a 24 oz corona™ can right now!
Mike: lemme drive da boat
mike turnupseed by Brok With No C August 19, 2019

Mike Hike 

The subtle act of walking into the woods, only to be gripped on the shoulders by leathery carpenter’s hands and sodomized with a floppy picklesque piece of birch and or maple.
Mike : hey Brandon! Why dont you go take a Mike hike you buttslut?
Brandon: I’m already on one! (Continues getting raped)
Mike Hike by Cody Bustaloady March 18, 2020

Mike Oak 

Wow see that guy over there he's a Mike Oak
Mike Oak by BigDungus69 May 15, 2020

Mike crispino 

Loves organic food. Is very athletic and loves cumburger
I love mike Crispino he gives good cumburger
Mike crispino by Gayjewboy42069 September 16, 2020

Mike Hoxafloppin 

A man that just lets his nuts hang and his dick swing freely.
I am Mike Hoxafloppin.