Mexican Moped

Mexican Moped is another name for a burro (small donkey).

Chris - Hey Gus, we need more Cerveza por favor.
Griff - Yeah, Jump on your Mexican Moped and get some.
Gus - Si Senior.

by Christov September 11, 2012

Mexican Polio

The hangover after a night of drinking tequila and copping feels on prostitutes.

Yo man, I woke up with the worst Mexican Polio today. Tell your mom I said "what's up."

by Lav Dogg October 24, 2011

Mexican hiker

An illegal immigrant crossing into the US from Mexico.

Billy Joe Cleetus shot a bunch of Mexican hikers that were trespassing on his ranch by the border.

by Triple Double April 6, 2013

Mexican Graham Cracker

A Mexican Graham Cracker occurs when a dinoshark or other large aquatic creature consumes the beautiful booty of a hot Latina babe.

Beach-goer 1: "Damn! What happened to dat booty?!"

Beach-goer 2: "Man, she had a Mexican Graham Cracker."

by DinoSharkExpert May 27, 2013

mexican blowpipe

when you have peformed anal and have finished you or someone else (3rd party) ether get a straw or use your lips to get the cum out

those two girls last night were dirty, they let me do a mexican blowpipe to them

by Edinburghboy June 12, 2013

Mexican love puff

When you cum so hard that you fart.

"Sorry, honey, but that was just a Mexican love puff. I still respect you."

by chubnubby March 18, 2014

Mexican Slinky

When too much Tequila is embibed by an individual causing erectile failure

Sorry baby, I drank too much tequila and I've got myself a Mexican Slinky.

by Amesjanderson November 7, 2014