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wall meat

The glorious meat found at the glorious hole.
"Oh, I hope I get my filling of glorious wall meat today. Long, moist, glorious wall meat."
by TurbulentStar September 29, 2018
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mini meat

1. A name used to describe a boy with a small dick.Usually used as comeback or insult in an arguement between guys. Also used to tease people, something you can hold over somebodys head for life. 2. Something you should not be proud of.....
Scene from family guy when stewie goes to high school... *Stewie drops his pants for sex*... Girl-*looks at his small dick and says..* "Is that all?! *laughs* Stewie- *confused* "yeah baby. Thats the full package!" *shakes it* Girl- *still laughing* "Just... Just get out of my car Stewie!" *laughs* mini meat example...
by you swagg hater July 25, 2011
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Meat Creeper

Meat Creeper: What a guy encounters when he slides his hand up the leg of what he previously thought was a woman.
Dude, I had the scare of my life with that chick from the party last night.

The unusually tall one?

Yeah, she wasn't what I thought.

What, you had a rendezvous with the Meat Creeper?
by shakerrr March 14, 2011
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Meat dungeon

I marinated my tube steak in her meat dungeon last night, it was terrible.
by Johno Salazar March 23, 2016
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THE Meat Party

An annual fantasy football auction draft typically held in Pelham, AL since circa 2012 where smoked meats abound, and the beer & peach shine overflow. This event is more commonly known as THE Summitt, and is organized by a ginger of the democratic persuasion. The very best ribs and smoked meats are had by all in attendance. Artisan salsas and Peleton races are also quite commonplace at THE Meat Party. Sponsored by THE Mike & Deck Show, attendees of this event are generally avid supporters of Kelly Kapowski.
by Thump Thump Thump December 17, 2021
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Meat boge

Hey can I buy some reef? I've got twenty meat boges.
by RustyJim420 May 23, 2018
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Folded meat

The attempt to place one's flacid penis into a vagina. Usually by means of rough fold or smash-n-mash against the vagina.
We couldn't have sex because he went folded meat on me.
by @octopusapocalypse June 2, 2018
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