Jim: Hey Johnny, I'm going to the lake to masturbate, care to join me?
Johnny: Hell yeah Him, let's go masturbate together.
Jim: Great! Can't wait to get better with my masturbation!
Johnny: Hell yeah Him, let's go masturbate together.
Jim: Great! Can't wait to get better with my masturbation!
by The Takahashi Brothers August 27, 2021
Get the Masturbationmug. Rob was looking for some safety scissors and accidentally became the masturbe to Phil's trip to pound town.
by Jordanmlat April 6, 2021
Get the Masturbemug. "Jeez ..!! that THOT masturbating behind those bushes."
"Hey! can you tell me.. how it feels like to masturbate?"
"Hey! can you tell me.. how it feels like to masturbate?"
by Silver Blake December 15, 2020
Get the Masturbatemug. by Wankingking March 5, 2023
Get the Masturbatingmug. i.e. this is when one derives sexual pleasure contemplating an object or subject, and/or overthinking something outwith their expertise resulting in grandiosity from confirmation bias
by BitchfinderGeneral March 5, 2024
Get the Intellectual Masturbationmug. When a man’s penis is so long he has to assume the classic Mike Tyson peek-a-boo boxing stance — elbows tucked, fists up by his face — to reach it during masturbation. Typically involves a downward squat and intense focus, resembling a fighter preparing for battle… but for very different reasons.
“Bro, I caught Kyle in the bathroom doing the Masturbating Mike Tyson. Dude looked like he was about to throw hands with his own junk.”
by A Dude Booty Meat June 2, 2025
Get the Masturbating Mike Tysonmug. That thing whats girls will never tell you they do it everyday too like you. Do not lie. Everyone knows you doing right now too. Just stop it for a min.
"I never masturbate cause it's deleting memory. I read it like a half year ago... or 3 months? I can't remember.... masturbation (I have to write it to submit this help😁)
by NeverMasturbates April 4, 2019
Get the Masturbationmug.