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Shit Mountain Sundae 

Go to a persons house when they are gone. Turn off the water to the toilet and flush until it's empty. Create a large pile of dung in the toilet, with your friends, leaving it unflushed as a huge dry surprise for that special somebody. Dispose of wipings in a bag and throw away to make it look like one giant unwiped yeti shit!!!
My brother, cousin, and I, took a post buffet shit in our buddy's toilet when he was out for his honeymoon and didn't flush. He'll get home and find a mountain of dried out shit in the throne so big it'll have to be removed manually!

The epic Shit Mountain Sundae!

Cheyenne Mountain High School

Bum ass niggas who juul and fuck each other
Cheyenne mountain High School a different breed of retarded.

Shadow Mountain High School 

Arizona school filled with shit talking hoes and men with shrimps. Cocaine and weed problem.

AKA “Stoner Mountain Highschool”
Your bitch is from Shadow Mountain High School? she must be dirty asfk lol”

The Itchy Mountain Men 

Teen bluegrass band currently taking the world by storm, centered in the San Francisco Bay Area. Bluegrass, funk, rock, blues, jazz, whatever we want because we truly are that cool. Snuffy, Stretch, String Bean, Sweet Pea, and Slick. We kill it every time.
Last night I got dropped LSD and went to the Itchy Mountain Men show. They rocked the house, as always!

Cast iron Kentucky mountain dance 

When a girl has a long enough tongue that she can give you both a blowjob and rim job at the same time.
Bro look at Sarah, she’s giving Tom a cast iron Kentucky mountain dance.

Blue Mountain 

Scary logo from Paramount used from 1975-87. The music was composed by Lalo Schifrin (1932-) from 1975-76 & 1978-87 & by Jerry Goldsmith (1929-2004) from 1976-78.
The Blue Mountain is at the end of Happy Days on WGN.
Blue Mountain by Josh November 20, 2004