Doing A Louis

A morning routine that involved rolling a joint upon waking, picking up a newspaper and sitting on the toilet for a miniumum of 45 minutes whilst getting your head together for a new day.

Coined from the jazz Legend Louis Armstrong who made this routine popular.

Good morning love, if anyone calls I'm doing a Louis.

by black flag June 6, 2004

Louie Gohmert

Stupid congressman from Texas who threw a temper tantrum at a hearing by banging on his desk because he couldn’t handle someone telling facts. He also tested positive for CoViD-19 and blamed it on the mask he was wearing.

Louie Gohmert still wins elections despite being a boomer and a child. Hmmm... He’s just like our president!

by UrbanDefinitionMaker July 29, 2020

louisiana crab cake

when performing 69 and the girl defacates on your face from excitement.

The bitch gave me a Louisiana Crab Cake!!

by bigwheat February 9, 2004

Big Louie

A generic phrase to describe any sexually transmitted disease, or as a shorthand to describe having multiple STDs. Some dispute exists as to the proper spelling, but either "Big Louie" or "Big Louis" is acceptable.

Dude, if a chick ever makes you get tested for the Big Louie, make sure to piss in the cup instead of letting them stick that huge q-tip in there, that shit hurts.

by No Big Louie November 16, 2006

Louisville Slugger

Perhaps the most famous brand of baseball bat in the world. Beloved among office drones for that scene in Office Space when the three heroes take their infamously misfiring printer out into a field and bash it apart with said bat.

To beat the holy hell out of someone or something with a Lousiville Slugger (or any kind of bat) is "to go Louisville" on them/it. Example:
"Christ, did you see them go Louisville on that printer?"

by Scott Lanway October 14, 2004

Louis Vuitton

One of the world's most premier designers, even though it is extremly expenisve, it is a classic and has been around since 1850's. Notable designer Marc Jacobs designs for Louis Vuitton. They specialize in high-end accesories rather than ready-to-wear. Louis Vuitton is only sold in top notch department stores or their own world-class boutiques. It is notably worn by Asians and Blacks. Unfortuanely, many tacky knock-offs have been made, that have made it loose some of its appeal. In recent years, it has been less classic and recently have been collaborating with innovative artists such as Kanye West and Pharell.

Suzy Yuki: Excuse me! Where you get that Louis!
Shinono: China Town bitch, 20 dolla
Suzy Yuki: No, where you get the real Louis Vuitton.
Shinono: 0oo0o on fifth ave, where else?

by TRENDYARB April 1, 2009

louse

Someone who drinks excessively, and who is drunk most of the time.

"Jen drinks a lot, she's such a louse!"

by JKix June 15, 2005