Lorenzo

(n.) The epitome of awesoness

Wow that party lastnight was Lorenzo bruh

by psyguy June 6, 2014

Traci Lords

A secretive, conniving whore who lied about her age to get into porn. She made her first movie at the age of 16 (1984) and lasted until 1986, when F.B.I. douchebags busted her. She has become a legend in mainstream acting, mostly with guest appearances on TV and minor roles in movies that tanked (a/k/a "cult classics"). Was never charged with a crime in connection to obtaining a U.S. passport with the fake I.D. she used to get into porn.

Traci Lords deserves an Oscar for being the biggest bullshit artist this side of Mars.

by All the Names Have Been Used December 27, 2011

Lorton

1. A town in Virginia.
2. A state of mind one enters after a large amount of drinking. To enter said state one usually must consume somewhere around 6 sparks, half a bottle of wild turkey or many many beers. Once in Lorton you are not responsible for your actions. You pat other's genitals like you at petting zoo, yell things like "Get your pussy in the cab" and leave a path of destruction in your wake.

"I was on the express train to Lorton after my 3rd sparks."

"I'm going to Lorton tonight, who's coming with me?"

by WBNT May 16, 2007

Lord_Mithril

Weird life-form.

by Anonymous July 8, 2003

lord_of_muffins

A person that suffers from gaydomness.

You are a lord_of_muffins.

by Paul January 22, 2005

Lord Skeletor

1. The adversery of (He-Man) from the 1980's show He-Man -Master of the Universe. Appears in a black/purple cloak. Those that have managed to overcome the evilness of his appearance state he resembles the {Grim Reaper except he is so much mpore evil. These people have since died.

2. (n.)the most evil person/thing in the universe, ever

3. (adj.) the personification of evil

1. "Did you see Lord Skeletor last night on He-Man master of the Universe?" Hell yeah that guy is damn evil.

2. "Wow, President Bush, you are almost as evil as Lord Skeletor!"

3. Wow, President Bush, with your new policy you are reaching Lord Skeletor levels of evilness

by Lord Skeletor October 29, 2007

Lord Subwoofarman

A legendary Polish Emperor in 3000 BCE who is said to have killed the Three Golden Gods before mysteriously dissapearing forever when embarking on the quest of Dark Ice.

Lord Subwoofarman is an Emperor from European legends.

by Historianofame July 21, 2009