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Kevin

a true blessing to this earth. his eyes speak wisdom and his midnight black fur is almost glowing from how holy he is.
if you ever see him thank him for what he has done for you. he is a rare sighting even among mountain priests. if he licks your hand you have good luck.
yeah so basically- OMG IS THAT KEVIN????
OMG!! IT IS!! thank you for what you have done for us dear lord *gets on the floor and bows*
by cherryyujuu April 2, 2022
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There are 2 Kevins in this world.
The first will steal all your money and run away and not look back. Will pay you .2 dollars an hour for slave labour. Has a secret idea that he will bail his life on.
The second will destroy you at smash bros.
Me: Who are you?????!?!?!?
Kevin: Kevin
by Chungooo April 6, 2022
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A choke artist, especially known for his choking in guess the soccer player, football fusion 2, playing goalkeeper for hutto, and fantasy football. Named after Kevin Vasquez.
Santi-"Kevin Vazquez Mendez, how did you get mossed?"
Kevin-"I wasnt even near there"
Carlos-" Caaaaaap".

Kevin (clearly in the area) - "what do you have against me?"
by Kevin Vasquez Mendez April 18, 2022
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A middle school kid with an amazing singing voice, an awesome sense of humor, and can make you laugh at any time. An amazing dancer, nice to his best friends, and brighten anyone’s day. It’s glad to have a friend like Kevin.
I have an actual friend named Kevin, and this is what best describes him.
by weeby mcweeberton April 19, 2022
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Kevin is sooo HOT he makes a guy named gabe go wet and bricked He is the hottest person on earth just like trump but not as cool as obama but also cool like a banana but also poopi head like gabe but he is hotter than hot he makes everyone wet even with water :D
Kevin is a hot guy
by Cookingminors May 10, 2022
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every kevin has a massive cock
kevin meaning god
nickname for someone with a big jon
“i hooked up with kevin last night & he was so hung, his dick was massive! “
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