kentucky gas station

A 'Kentucky gas station' is when you insert your flaccid vershwanger into a females anus and pee.

man i was about to bone your mom and she bent over and her brown baloon knot opened so wide that i almost threw up causing me to loose my boner so i gave her a kentucky gas station!

by kak zane December 4, 2010

Kentucky Fried Chicken

Kentucky Fried Chicken. fake, overproduced. it basically pretends to be good chicken but in fact it is not. a metaphor representing theatre kids and their fake exteriors. The word can be abbriviated to 'KFC'

"Ooh, better put your earphones in... I see the Kentucky Fried Chicken heading our way"

by samsambobam. September 19, 2009

kentucky fried fuck

When your gf is so fat, you roll her in flour and then fuck the wet spot.

That cow from the bar last night was so big, I gave her a kentucky fried fuck.

by Smart gluestick July 6, 2019

kentucky patty melt

A sex act where one dips a piece of fried chicken in nacho cheese and inserts it into a woman's vagina.

She wanted something exotic, so I gave her the ol' Kentucky Patty Melt.

by Esteban Slapahoe March 14, 2018

Kentucky Mud Scooter

The act of a girl defecating on her partner's testicles during sex in the reverse cowgirl position.

Once Chloe got off Robert he had to hit the shower because she kentucky mud scootered him.

by sweet green bud May 17, 2009

Kentucky Meat Shower

An gang bang that occurs at your family reunion; a common Southern tradition.

Hope to see y'all at the family reunion! We'll have games for the chitlins.. What's that? Of *course* there'll be a Kentucky Meat Shower! Wouldn't be a reunion without one!

by StarlordKatttt January 8, 2019

Kentucky Meat Shower

When one has sex with his entire family. A family orgy.

"Hey Dave, cmon over we got a good old fashioned Kentucky Meat Shower goin!"

by sophinator55555 May 20, 2018