john petrucci

one of the greatest guitarist nowadays... he's the guitarist for dreamtheater and liquid tension experiment... very creative and versatile... play fusion and prog metal...

jazz: an evening with John petrucci... and some song in liquid tension experiment
prog metal: the rest of it...

by godstool July 29, 2008

Future John

a superhero with the powers to travel to the future and do John like things.

After he saved the day, yet again, Future John exclaimed, "See you... in the future!"

by Trip May 28, 2004

John McCocaine

A 2008 Presidential Nominee who just happens to have a last name that has potential to be abused

1. The lettering of John McCain's last name, McCain, is easy to manipulate.

2. If you were to ask Dr. Rockso (The Rock n' Roll Clown) who his favorite 2008 US nominee was, He might say, "John McCocaine..... Ki-Ka-Kuh-Kuh-YAYAHH!!

by Jeph tha 5'9 February 28, 2008

john head

A John head is a person who loves to listen to tech music, attends festivals & wears north face/karrimor/under armour & takes drugs / gets high

'Lad your a proper John head u uno'

by Liverpool1234 July 31, 2017

John Hopkins

The way dumb people say the name of Johns Hopkins

Person 1: I'm going to John Hopkins

Person 2: Really? Well I guess I won't be seeing you because I'm going to JohnS Hopkins.

by Josh.F July 8, 2011

John Hock

Another stickam famous guy who got so many fans because of his site *pictureyourprize* that gives out hundreds of dollars worth of stuff. He got Amor Hilton pregnant & appeared on stickydrama because of him being a rapist, n00dz getting out, and plenty of that shit.

He's the whole stickam package.

$uper$c3n3k1d: OMFGZ LYKE DID YEW SEE JOHN HOCK ON STICKAM TODAY?~*

I R JESUSLAWLZ: LOLZZZZ OMFGZ YEEEEH! I LYKE WON HIS MACBOOK!11!!!!11

by DFLKAJKFLDSALJK October 4, 2008

Jimmy Johns

I sweet ass sub shop with the most delicious french bread ever. Everything is fresh cut in the shop including all the meat and veggies and the bread is baked in the shop too.
They just so happen to have a store in Marquette, MI if your ever travelling through.

Person 1:"Hey man what are you getting from Jimmy Johns."
Person 2:I was like "Bitch, gimme a number 5 with peppers and maybe a pickle."

by kelly January 17, 2008