John Adriano 

c o m p l i c a t e d with a garnish of love poems and parsley for flavoring.

"I went to BOA Steakhouse and ate the special John Adriano."

John Adriano by Determinate May 12, 2021

John Turturro 

One of the most underrated actors of all time, Italian, incredibly versitile and able to fit into any character. Played a dim-witted southerner in "O Brother where are thou" A Sicilian gangster in "The Sicillian" a nerdy jew in 'Quiz Show" and a pedophiliac latino in "The Big Lewbowski." Frequently works with Spike Lee and the Coen Brothers.

"You said it buddy... Nobody Fucks with the Jesus" - John Turturro, The Big Lebowski

John Turturro by derek finley October 11, 2004

John Mason

The erectile external sexual organ of males, used in copulation, and in mammals, also for urination.

Did you get a look at the size of that guy's John Mason?!

Rubbing my John Mason causes pleasure that I'm ashamed of.

John Mason by MC Kedgett February 23, 2009

John Ross 

Term for getting an erection, specifically at football practice

You hear about Danny pulling a john Ross yesterday?

John Ross by Partzival August 1, 2018

john lester 

-a person who is loved , caring and most of all trustworthy;

He is like john lester.

john lester by Niallandthepotatoes June 7, 2021

John Frusciante 

Guittarist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Coming into the band in his late teens after the death of Hillel Slovak (previous guitarist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers) he utilized great creativity into bringing the band to where it is today. He left in 1991 after "Blood Sugar Sex Magic" because he felt the band became overrated, lapsinginto adeep heroin adiction. It was until he rejoined the band and workedon Californication than he cam over his heroin addiction.

John Frusciante and Bradley Nowell are both great musicians who brought much to the 90's rock scene, but both suffered from Heroin. Unfortunately, Bradley Nowell died to Heroin but John Frusciante surpassed his addiction and evolvedmuch from his heroin experience. Quite possibly the greatest guitarist of all time.

John Frusciante released the Empyrean resently, an album which shows his spiritual maturity and his faith surpasses all the negativity he faced in life.

John Frusciante by BennyG93 August 4, 2009

John Jay Highschool 

Most of the John Jay population consists of preppy White kids, japs, marijuana abusers, and nicotine addicts. Everyone thinks they are “different” because they wear boyfriend jeans and round glasses with no prescription. Girls are abused with the words slut, whore, thot, hoe and more! You can find some great music on soundcloud from some of our very own! John Jay is basically the place you go to find rich white kids complaining about their friends and family, every kid stoned out of their mind during class, and some of the jappiest japs you will ever meet!!

Oh you go to John Jay Highschool?

Yeah man check out my soundcloud maybe we can vape in the bathroom together sometime!!

John Jay Highschool by JJHSSUCKS January 29, 2018