Joey

Joey is a awesome beautiful girl she's a great friend she's nice kind and so fucking rad

She's so funny who is that

That's joey

by Cooleo March 7, 2015

joey

A top wanker a bitch or a slave just a cunt

Wayne paul lort is a joey

by cho chow April 24, 2015

Joey

The most cancerous of all cancers. Literally a walking tumor. He is fatter than Buddha. He is slower than a Travis. He is dumber than a Justin. He is less attractive than a Sebastian. He is greasier than a Tyler. He looks more like a pedophile than the king of them, again Justin. He is gayer than a Greyson. He is less attractive than a Cameron. He is less mature than a Carson. He is bitchier than a Drew. He is more stubborn than the leader of the Westboro Baptist Church. He is more of a pervert than an Alex. He has a shorter dick than a Reece, who has a solid six centimeters. He is more of a stuck up bitch than a Blake. He is smaller than a James and a Tyler, and still fatter than Buddha. He is weirder than The Prophet.

Fuck, there goes a Joey. Who's buying the bleach tonight?

by Feminism LMAO August 11, 2016

Joey

Joey can be hard-headed and biased, wrapped up in his own perception. Joey is very intelligent and athletic. While not good with women, if you get to know him he will prove to be a good lover. He can be distant and unaffectionate at times, at others sweet and sensitive. Joey is a bad person yet a good man. Some things he hasn’t figured out. Be kind to him.

I love kissing Joey his lips are so soft.

by yeahyousuck July 15, 2018

Joey Chestnut

When you nut on someone’s chest while eating a hot dog.

On July 4th, Brad pulled a Joey Chestnut on his girlfriend and accidentally got some ketchup and mustard on her chest as well.

by BigDicky69 July 13, 2019

Slowy Joey

Term used to describe a very stupid or retraded person. Someone who has 3 braincells or less.

Rachel saw Mark sucking dick for one crack rock, so she shook her head and said, "He truly is one Slowy Joey."

by Tanky Doomsicle August 4, 2016

Pull a Joey

To defecate in one's own pants, acknowledge that you have defecated your own pants, and then proceed to continue to try to pick up women at bar in those pants, and lastly to pass out in those pants.

Drunken Guy 1: "Oh man I feel a monster fart coming"
Drunken Guy 2: "Hey man be careful you don't pull a Joey"

by Shitpants14 April 14, 2010