Jesse Mac

noun- an actor, singer, and super hot 17 year old. He acts on the new show Summerland and used to be on All My Children. He is a wonderful singer and looks awesome. He is good looking and everyone wants a piece of him!

noun- an actor, singer, and super hot 17 year old. He acts on the new show Summerland and used to be on All My Children. He is a wonderful singer and looks awesome. He is good looking and everyone wants a piece of him!

-Hey Katie, did you watch that new episode of Summerland?
-No, was Jesse McCartney in it?
-Heck yea, Jesse is so sexy, he makes the whole show!

by Jessie T June 24, 2004

Jesse Mccartney

A little blonde bastard who now, has my nine year old sister fingering herself at his cd cover.

Me: Jesse McCartney's on T.V. Hayley
Hayley: I'll be upstairs in my room

(Mind you she is nine fucking years old)

by Sara March 27, 2005

Jersey Jesus Walker

A woman wearing a floor-length maxi dress (most likely with spaghetti straps) made of jersey, resembling Jesus in his robes.

JJWs usually wear gladiator sandals and have a blatant disregard for the rule of summer that demands bare legs.

"Gross...there's another Jersey Jesus Walker hiding her cankles."

by flosie August 3, 2009

New Jersey

The dumbest, most retarded state in the U.S. An absolute disgrace to the entire nation, a filthy dump, and full of nothing but skanks and retards who can't talk correctly.

Luckily, they will never be able to understand what any of this says because none of them can read.

North Korea: "If you don't stop, we'll nuke New Jersey!*
The entire U.S. population minus New Jersey: "Please do, you'll be doing us all a favor."

by Homemade_herpatitis January 10, 2018

New Jersey

Land of conspicuous consumption, Italians, dark hair, guidos, aggressive drivers, malls, diners, high property taxes, heavily-accented syllables, jughandles and the infamous Jersey shore. I think that sums it up.

If you want to make sure that your mortgage payment is among the highest in the country, live in New Jersey.

The friendliest people are not found in New Jersey.

by aquarius32 January 1, 2010

It's a Jersey Thing

I'd tell you, but you'd have to be from Jersey to get it.

Pauly D: "I swear! It's a Jersey Thing!"

Mike: "Yeah, you'd have to be from Jersey!"

by J-Wizzle . April 30, 2011

Jersey Girl

A female born and raised in New Jersey, often very damaged by this, but still proud of it. A lot of times these women are spoiled princesses who have everything handed to them, including a VW or Honda that Daddy bought her. Other ones are the chillest girls out. They like to party, confuse and abuse unwitting men, and rarely leave the state. If they do, well you can take the Jersey Girl out of Jersey, but....

Me: Bro, I don't get this stunt I met at the Shore. Five days ago she begged me to come over, smoke her out and hit the skins, but now she won't answer my txts.
Friend: That's a Jersey Girl for ya.

by Frank Lumber March 7, 2007