Jason Scambillis

A person who spends so little effort on what they are told to do and instead does what they want like create Ghost arrows for an annoying game that nobody plays and thinks that they can make that into a career.

Person 1: Hi I am Jason Scambillis
Person 2: *Smells the stink*
Person 1: *Friday Nighgt Funkin Noises*
Person 2: Please let me die

by Ben_Annoyance April 18, 2022

Jason's Towel

The rag and/or towel you use after sex to clean cum off of the pussy or penis or surrounding areas.

Scotty, you came all over me... grab Jason's towel.

by ImJustHereDude April 24, 2022

Jason Wavra

D1 Michigan Athlete, NHL Prospect and straight A student who gets many girls and is a nice respectful young man.

Jason Wavra is a pimp

by Connor A. April 27, 2022

Jason Kendrick

A Native American redneck that was somewhere in the background of the 1983 movie Yellowbeard. A Jason Kendrick can be found hiding behind, or climbing, a tree with a bud light in his hand and a tomahawk in the other screaming “I ain’t had this much fun since the hogs ate my brother!”

A Jason Kendrick is a very unique and entertaining creature to witness in its natural habitat. To lure a Jason Kendrick in you can use very specific calls such as the sound of a motorcycle, a beer can opening, or someone yelling “you don’t touch me there you’re not my father!”

I saw a JASON KENDRICK today, now I will never be the same again.

by Misfitz13 July 17, 2022

Jason T. Lane

Jason T. Lane is the sweetest boy you'll ever know. He has such a kind heart and shows much love to his loved ones. When you think of Jason, you think of everything you've wanted. He makes many people so happy and can put a smile on your face within 5 seconds. He really is so inspiring, one of my favorite things about him. He will make sure his loved ones are happy and okay, even if he is not. Jason is insecure and over thinks at times.. I don't think he understands that he is so perfect the word "perfect" can't even describe him. It is not only me that sees it but anyone who meets Jason. He is so pretty, so handsome and he doesn't see it, he doesn't really know it.

In my opinion, Jason T. Lane truly has a beautiful heart. A beautiful soul.

by krispyyy July 22, 2022

Jason's Syndrome

A medical condition that occurs due to excessive inbreeding. Symptoms include lower distended jaw, mouth breathing, poor vision, and gender dysphoria.

The player in the 2022 New Jersey Special Olympics has Jason's Syndrome and is a hero.

by nut ass c/o September 25, 2022

Jason R Rich

He is cracked at fortnite and can pull any female he wants.

Jason R Rich is so cool

by Jaaaaaaaaason December 11, 2022