Jake

(adj) to simultaneously be incredibly kind hearted, witty, and pure. If a person jakes, the people around them will be immediately drawn in and attracted. This is partially because the act of jaking itself makes someone into an immediately gorgeous person with an incredible personality. Jaking is very rare to see, so if you ever happen to witness it, you would be wise to document the experience, as you may only be able to see it once in you ur lifetime.

I swear that, if I'm mucky enough, I'll get to marry that guy who jaked in the quad last week.

by Jack Jackerson Jockery Joe October 3, 2018

Jake paul

A skinny-was white boii from ohio. Cheats, clickbaits, and is responsible for creating a disease called cancer. Erika shall dump the dougebag! SHE SHALL!!

Billy: ugh there goes a jake paul
Mom: cover your EYES child!
Billy: morphs..
Mom: mother of God..
Billy:IT'S EVERY DAY BRO!!!!!!!!!
SCREAMING INTENSIFIES!!

by Vvisthekeykey35 October 7, 2018

Jake Musser

Thinks they are a gift from god and usually are
constantley gets it for hacking.

Just one of those little things you don't want around.

Likes to draw penises

Guy 1: look at that Jake musser

Guy 2: Yeh, let's leave

by DonPhornyman October 17, 2018

Jake Paul

An idiot who spreads diseases to the world. He is such a weirdo. don't watch his click bait vids cuz he is trash

Jake paul is worth $0

by Skillz clan October 18, 2018

JakeHPlayz

A twitch user that will forever be 13 years old.

JakeHPlayz needs to ask for his parents permission to have computer time to make sure that the Cardinals lost again, cause that's all they do.

by djfuzzy84 October 21, 2018

Jake Paul

It means that you got cancer

I got Jake Pauled.

by Jeffisnotmyname October 29, 2018

Jake Paul

A failed condom

Hey man how did it go.
idk man think i Jake Paul'ed

by sans123 November 5, 2018