josh carrington

josh carrington is the most solid man in morecambe, and is known for being friends with chaz hamps, being a top shagger and towering over rueben spencer in height don’t even dare to speak his name because he may appear to steal your gyal with his gorgeous face and phenomenal style.

josh carrington is a propa sound fella

by ruebensbabygorl July 26, 2022

Josh Moment

Originated in Cardiff, this term describes the moment in a group conversation when someone attempts to be funny, but fails very miserably, resulting in a long pause followed by the announcement "Josh Moment" by another group member. Named after a particularly prone individual, though it should be noted that ANYONE can have a Josh Moment. The victim usually gets incredibly offended and often tries to avoid the inevitable announcment by continuing to crack "unfunny's", but only making themselves look more and more like a prat.

Jake: Haha! Yeh and then I said "WHAT'S A COW DOING IN THERE"?
Group: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Matt: Sounds a bit like what happened to you on Tuesday!
Group: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Josh: Yeh, it's like Old McDonald but ruder!
Group: ......................................
Jake: Josh Moment.

by J to the onesy January 2, 2009

Newbie Josh

Anybody who thinks that they are more 1337 than me, and named josh.

That Newbie Josh got on Kevin.

by Lord Phazon X March 30, 2005

josh waite

a fuckin squirrel who is 8 years old

ex. "josh waite, your an 8 year old squirrel....dammit!"

How many joshies does it take to screw in a light bulb? squirrel nuts you bitch hole! hahaha fuckin josh waite

by J.T. Beck December 10, 2008

josh beaty

Mythical marsupial that has been known to give blowjobs for pickle jobs.

"I just had this weird marsupial offer to blow me for a pickle shot."

"Yeah right, I know that the Josh Beaty doesn't exist."

by Sneeze Lady October 28, 2013

josh lowe

Josh lowe is a freshman at south shore votech. He's a prostitute, pot head, occasionally a crack head, and loves Bri Crowley and Olivia Buckley so much. K bye felicia stay fierce josh don't love these hoes

Who's that kid?
Josh lowe

by swaggy swaggaroo November 20, 2013

Josh Gao

A very sexy man. A bio major who pulls every girl in the lab. If you're name if Michael, be careful, you might get attached to him easily.

"Michael watch out, it's a Josh Gao

by giraffe1001lol June 6, 2019