Jake 

Has a MASSIVE schlong. Like holy shit how does it even get that big ( and this isnt even when its hard may i add). If you ever get to fuck one of these majestic creatures, then you must have an asshole of steel cause it will be decimated once hes done with you.

AAAAAHHHHHH MY ASSHOLE JUST GOT BLOWN OFF BY A JAKE.

Jake by SamPFucker69 April 27, 2023

Jake 

That one friend that you want to punch. Can’t tackle and tends to remind you of your morning deuce.

Look at this jackass, he reminds me of my buddy Jake

Jake by Hecz7 April 27, 2023

Jake 

The biggest dickhead ever you'll ever meet. Jake can be a boy or girl and you will never know what they are. If they are a boy he will have the lowest amounts of testosterone ever humanely possible.

Woah she has more testosterone than Jake.

Jake by Boomerangg May 18, 2023

Jake 

The best boy in the world and can beat all your nans in a sleep race and is super sexy

Jake is a fit boy

Jake by Jake beta July 4, 2023

Jake 

Someone who says things that are so outrageous you don’t know what to think. They are borderline scary to be around but equally hilarious.

Jake: “I tried to order a McTopSloppy and a McChinamen at McDonald’s and the girl at the drive thru was so shocked at my knowledge of the secret menu that she quit her job instantaneously…good thing I didn’t request the McPhagomania or she would have cried”

You: “Alright man, glad to hear it”

Jake by EricShun100 July 25, 2023

Jake 

A Jake is when you publicly masturbate on a social media sight like instagram, or Omegle. This can be used for blackmail if not careful

“ hey man I think I got caught last night because I pulled a Jake”

Jake by JazzySnail July 28, 2023

Jake 

a person with: small p3nis, Alien headed noob man child who has no father. human/big foot, iq-2. record holding nose.

that guy is the Jake of pretending he knows whats going on.

Jake by pissyasshole1 August 8, 2023