Love Handle

A "Love Handle" is a cute term given to someone you love such as your friend or significant other.

Love handle: A friendly nickname or moniker. But love handles are a bit more unique and personal than your run of the mill nickname and pertain to the person's interests or appearance. So, something as simple as "Sweetie" would not be recognized as a Love Handle.

Such "Love Handles" can also be used as code when you are talking about a person you like and you don't want other people in the room to know their exact identity.

I gave the guy I like the Love Handle 'Orange Crush' because he's a red head & likes R.E.M, and I like Orange Soda...

by ZeeaDarling October 21, 2010

handle up

n 1: an erect penis hard-on 2: a structure that has been erected 3: the act of building or putting up

That girl was so hot I went handle up after we met.

by Dr. Fart Knocker December 26, 2005

Quack Handle

A colloquial term for crack cocaine.Maybe.

Brass Eye TM - "have you got any quack handle?"

by John-O July 11, 2003

One Handed Bandit

A woman with only one available hand that works as a hairdresser. You often feel overwhelmed with fear that she'll do a crappy job, and frankly it ruins your day.

Jon: Hey Bill! How'd you like your haircut?
Bill: I dunno Jon, I had the damn one handed bandit working today...
Jon: Fuck...

by Bulletmunchr December 17, 2007

No hander

Sometimes known as "Look Ma, no hands!"

The act of urinating without the use of hands as means of guidancing the stream of urine into the toilet.

-Males only.

By the time I reached my teenage years, I was a master of the No Hander.

Sometimes I pull a No Hander when I need to text (lol?)

The other day my No Hander went wrong and I made a huge mess in my bathroom...

by LaseRgoesPEWPEW=] April 25, 2010

love handles

Hold onto the fat women with these useful rolls of fat.

Her love handles here so big I couldn't get my hand around them.

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 27, 2004

handlebar moustache

a moustache that begins under your nose(like every other moustache)and curves downward beside your lips. moustaches are cool, but this on takes it to the extreme.

I woke up one day and the artist formally known as Zoe had a handlebar moustache.

by goats November 5, 2004