wet-hander

noun:

1-One who routinely has clammy
or sweaty palms.

2-One who is notorious for
giving others nasty-wet
handshakes, possibly for
sport, or beacuse the sicko is
amused by doing this to others.

"Great Grilled Cheese Ghost! Colonel
Tricott slimed me again! I honestly
believe that twisted old wet-hander
spends all day lurking around HQ
waiting for me to get some award just
so he can take whatever small bit of
pleasure or miniscule feeling of
accomplishment I might have felt from
it away, by suddenly jumping out of
nowhere and hitting me with the 'old
dead-fish suprise. I truly hate him."

by goodcop8 August 5, 2007

Back hander slander panda

The "back hander slander panda" is most commonly known as a sex position. Involved is preferably two males and one female, with one male performing oral sex to the female, with the male laying on his back and the female ontop while recieving anal from the second male. The second males ball would then be slapping or 'back handing' the first male on the chin.

(Male 1)Tom: Hey Lachy do you want to back hander slander panda Sophie tonight?
(Male 2)Lachy: Sure tom, I am keen.

by Mendax June 23, 2014

Handled

To accomplish something completely

Joe: Hey, you take care of that thing?
Brad: Yeah, I got that handled

by Daddy Slick May 2, 2003

Hanley

noun, adj. (disp.) 1. Grammatic perfectionist paradoxically prone to making simple errors in spelling; particularly humble when in error. Adj. 1. authoritative 2. (colloq.) stroppy.

Whenever Cornelia pulled Barries, Anthea would have rather hanley reactions.

by Thingbox June 19, 2006

Handler

Party responsible for tending to the emotional and physical-sexual needs of a woman.

Q: "Are you gonna for her?"

A: "Dude, she's got a handler."

by C_3K January 17, 2009

Pan Handlers

My Squad; i.e. drug dealers, hustlers, and any one one their grind.

You sell dimes? I didn't know you was a Pan Handler.

by Hakim Lewis June 20, 2005

pulling handles

An excuse you can use if anyone catches you in the act of beating off because the art of "pulling handles" in ceramics looks like the male form of masturbating.

Professor: Hey Dan, what are you doing over there in the corner?

Dan: Oh...um...nothing...just pulling handles!

Professor: Ok, good...I thought you were masturbating.

by H-town Crew March 12, 2008