A man who has a really really small penis. He never showers, which causes so much oil to be in his hair that Donald Trump wants to invade it. He refuses to speak normally and talks like an elderly Chinese prostitute.
Nobody:
George Wang: *in Chinese accent* Hey man, you want some dim sum dick. It's cold and has been tried by many people.
George Wang: *in Chinese accent* Hey man, you want some dim sum dick. It's cold and has been tried by many people.
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I just read A Game of Thrones. The first book in the A Song Of Ice And Fire saga by George R R Martin.
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a partially evolved species of ape, still holding specific traits such as a ridiculous face, going bananas over ape shit, unclean and without human intellect
"Dudee did u hear a George Bush just got elected for president?!?!!"
"Holy shittt!! Those monkeys are almost extinct!!"
"I know!! His future plans will drive us into extinction as well!!"
"Thats fucking awesome dudeee !!"
George Bush
"Holy shittt!! Those monkeys are almost extinct!!"
"I know!! His future plans will drive us into extinction as well!!"
"Thats fucking awesome dudeee !!"
George Bush
by lil' mozzie November 30, 2010
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"Dude, how much crap do you post to your timeline every day? You need to calm down, it's like you have The George Takei Syndrome!"
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He has appeared on Jonny Carson's show almost more than any other, was the first host of Saturday Night Live, the founder of the Seven Dirty Words, has 14 HBO specials which is just incredible. Has been in a few films as well, and had a t.v. show that only lasted for I think a year or two. Still tours all across The U.S., does many shows in Vegas, and etc.
George Carlin is the funniest and most original comedian in standup history. Not to mention one of the best and smartest philosophers the world has ever seen. This man is a true genious and tells it like it is. Everything this man has done is great. From his silly humor and little observations on life to his philosophical viewpoints and great ranting on government, religion, society, americans, bullshit, and more. You couldn't ask for any more from such a great human being.
He has appeared on Jonny Carson's show almost more than any other, was the first host of Saturday Night Live, the founder of the Seven Dirty Words, has 14 HBO specials which is just incredible. Has been in a few films as well, and had a t.v. show that only lasted for I think a year or two. Still tours all across The U.S., does many shows in Vegas, and etc.
George Carlin is the funniest and most original comedian in standup history. Not to mention one of the best and smartest philosophers the world has ever seen. This man is a true genious and tells it like it is. Everything this man has done is great. From his silly humor and little observations on life to his philosophical viewpoints and great ranting on government, religion, society, americans, bullshit, and more. You couldn't ask for any more from such a great human being.
George Carlin quotes:
"Hey, how's everyone doing tonight huh?? Good, well FUCK YOU!!" Just tryin' to make you feel at home."
"All the kings horses and all the kings men, couldn't put humpty dumpty back together again. That's because there is no humpty dumpy, and there is no god."
"I can prove to you that rape can be funny. Picture Porky pig, raping Elmer Fudd. Hey, why do you think they call him Porky!?"
"Hey, how's everyone doing tonight huh?? Good, well FUCK YOU!!" Just tryin' to make you feel at home."
"All the kings horses and all the kings men, couldn't put humpty dumpty back together again. That's because there is no humpty dumpy, and there is no god."
"I can prove to you that rape can be funny. Picture Porky pig, raping Elmer Fudd. Hey, why do you think they call him Porky!?"
by BigTMoney March 13, 2008
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-Noun 1
-Adjective 1
Synonym 2
Noun; America's asshole.
Adjective; The asshole of America.
Synonym; dumb fuck, Constitutional rapist.
-Noun 1
-Adjective 1
Synonym 2
Noun; America's asshole.
Adjective; The asshole of America.
Synonym; dumb fuck, Constitutional rapist.
"I wrapped The Constitution around my pecker and fucked it, therefore I am George "W" Bush!" "Thanks to my policies the world hates America!"
As George "W" Bush left the White House, he prayed to the good Lord that the door wouldn't hit his ass on the way out.
As George "W" Bush left the White House, he prayed to the good Lord that the door wouldn't hit his ass on the way out.
by beerpoots January 27, 2009
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E - empty headed,extra dumb, endless
O - odd, out of hand
R - reckful, really dumb, redneck, racist
G - goose, gullible
E - entitled to leave, entrance to hell
W - wierd, wacko, welly boot,
B - bitch, bastered, bullshit,
U - ugly, unhuman, unknown, un-enviromentall,
S - shit, stupid, shit face, super dumb, sucker, small
H - horny, hooker, hoe, huge headed, hell
E - empty headed,extra dumb, endless
O - odd, out of hand
R - reckful, really dumb, redneck, racist
G - goose, gullible
E - entitled to leave, entrance to hell
W - wierd, wacko, welly boot,
B - bitch, bastered, bullshit,
U - ugly, unhuman, unknown, un-enviromentall,
S - shit, stupid, shit face, super dumb, sucker, small
H - horny, hooker, hoe, huge headed, hell
by stoodoodododododod October 6, 2006
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