guitared ass

to take his/her ass hairs, braid them, and use them like strings on a guitar.

"I guitared ass with Johnny last night and we made a new hit!"

by Hugh Mungi December 18, 2016

Guitarbage

When the guitar playing sucks.

That guy is playing nothing but guitarbage!

by djchronic December 31, 2016

guitarms race

Portmanteau of the words "guitar" and "arms race." A race between bands to accumulate the coolest, best-sounding and most elite guitar and bass gear; broadly: an ever escalating race or competition to be more aesthetically and sonically untouchable than the next band

That indie rock band thinks this is some kind of guitarms race. They're running cooler gear than every scene band, as well as major label sell out bands. You just know they're constantly on the gear page and didn't buy that stuff at guitar center. Total guitar geeks.

by PaintInMotion March 17, 2018

Guitarthritis

Joint pain and stiffness caused by jamming, shredding, or noodling on the guitar. This condition is exacerbated by playing because stiff finger joints are loosened by playing only to stiffen when not playing. The only relief is to keep playing. Air guitar playing does not cause this condition.

My guitarthritis is really acting up today .

by Nunzio11352 May 23, 2018

guitard

a bad guitar player that thinks he/she is proficient and enjoyable.

I've got a rift with a guitard.

by ScepticSkeptic June 30, 2018

Guitarist

Asshole who can make nice sounds

Hey look at them, they're a guitarist

by Hfgty March 20, 2019

Guitard

Trent

O man Trent is a really big Guitard

by DickSlapper0627 June 15, 2019