british food

any kind of food containg ham, bread slices, fruit, sugar, and tomatoes all in one dish. Usually has the word "pudding" or "pie" afterwards to make it SOUND good.

shephards pie (for god's sake your eating shephards, man!)
mince pie (ewww)

by Kat February 2, 2004

Writer's Food

The food, snacks or drinks writers consume during their peaks of writing skills. This is often crackers and cheese, coffee and Kraft Dinner.

It can often result in malnutrition and is usually the result of not wanting to leave the laptop at risk of losing face.

"You look so skinny Jenny."
"I know I've been consuming only Writer's Food."

by Write,Wrote,Right September 26, 2009

Food stamper

During sex when the girl is flexible and can lift one leg almost straight up. Put your dick in, and MOST IMPORTANT put the thumb in her asshole and have sex. The thumb is so the man can help balance the woman.

Over lunch today we pulled a food stamper and I STILL got it in her hair!

by Pasty nutz March 5, 2018

food tron

n. a fat, obese individual who obviously trons out on food - and nothing else.

if you go to mcdonald's on any given day, you will probably note that most of the population dinging there are food trons.

by n1c0 January 18, 2009

Ho Foods

Mostly black term for Waffle House, IHOP and other all-night eateries.

Soon as you nut in that bitch, let's take her ass to Ho Foods and dump her there!

by MCLMM May 6, 2013

Food Rape

What happens while taking a monstrously huge dump that hurts your asshole so bad it is as if you are being mercilessly butt raped by everything you ate yesterday.

Dude, those enchiladas totally food raped me when I was in the shitter 5 minutes ago.

by Therealdingleberryjerry June 15, 2017

food disillusion

When you are in a foreign country and you realise that the food you ordered isn't what you expected it would be. Instead, the look, smell, taste and/or texture is somehow unnerving, unrecognisable and disappointing and you can't bear eating it.

Paul: Oh! I'm so hungry! Where's my chicken?

(Waiter brings food to the table)
Paul: What IS that!? I thought it was going to be stir-fried chicken but it's actually chicken tendons and cartilage!
Nat: Oh Paul, that is food disillusion right there. Do you want some of my fries?

by Flitta August 24, 2011