flowr

A bitch that pretends to like you, but inevitably will cheat on you.

rum: i got cheated on by that flowr
guy: damn she looks like an asshole

by rumborou October 3, 2023

Grangangled Floberknock

The type of person who is just everything that you hate. This person will literally do anything to annoy the absolute crap out of you and this is what you call them.

Person 1: *Does literally anything that annoys you*
Person 2: You're such a grangangled floberknock!

by Effi3 November 14, 2019

flowerpot

A homosexual male or gay man

Any man that sleep with little boys is a flowerpot too.

by A J Dunn January 27, 2008

Flowerypants

Flowerypants is a nickname for someone, usually someone that wears flowers a lot and is bossypants(probably).

Alexander is a flowerypants.

by allykitkat99 April 30, 2011

flowering

all lads ask the gyrl before you do it, it mitght cause great pain!! (excesive lubrication needed)
1. tell your misses to spread her legs wide as the gates of heaven
2. shove your man fist up her sausage wallet
3. open your hand out to full extent and flowering is in spring

Yeah, Last Nite I Was A House Party And This Well Fit Guy Came Over And Started Feelin Me Up And Then I Turned Arond And He Got With Me And Then He LOcked The Door And He Flowered Me And I Was Like Now I'm A Hardcore Slag!!! ...FLOWERING...

by Del Demery December 6, 2006

flowers

A female euphemism for getting fingered; so girls can discuss such things in public without attracting attention to themselves.

"I hooked up with Sam last night!"
"What happened?"
"We got talking, kissing - and he gave me flowers,"

by Pierah December 29, 2008

flowers declared

the monthly discharge of blood from the uterus of
nonpregnant women from puberty to menopause

This did not occur so soon as we expected, for that day Miss Frankland's flowers declared themselves.

by abdul Qayyum June 26, 2008