Fanny Mirage

A woman that appears to be a 10/10 from distance but upon closer inspection turns out to be a 4/10

Hey bud, check out this stunner comin..

Naw dude that's a Fanny Mirage , keep scouting.

by Djengo July 25, 2019

Fanny

Fanny is the Scottish slang definition of a coochie or females bum

It can be used to talk about someone’s “fanny” or can be used as an insult

“ I heard Jess has a smelly fanny.”

“Gregg kissed my sister? What a fanny.”

by Bigbum846 April 21, 2021

cabbage fanny

When a girl has a vagina that looks like a donor kebab

“Man I couldn’t have sex with her, she had a cabbage fanny!”

by Jowney February 26, 2018

fanny pack

When your friends mom is packing heat in the back

Damn! Clay your mom's got a nice fanny pack!

by PapaPoirier December 9, 2016

Fanny whacker

A person that is so mad they would drop kick another person in the fanny

You really messed her up you Fanny whacker

by Mentalioso August 30, 2018

Fanny

A women that is over the age of 75 and goes by Grandma (insert name) that has a pancake of an ass.

Grandma Cathy really got a fanny.

by Emo Girl Denice March 6, 2022

Fanny struck

When a young lad discovers pussy for the first time and just can't get enough of it.

Ted met some chick in the pub on Saturday and scored, he met another on Sunday and scored again, he can't get enough, he's fanny struck

by Tonysan April 29, 2022