A synonym for athletic shorts, generally basketball shorts. These shorts are a good all-around article of clothing to wear. They are comfortable, easy to wash, can wear around anywhere, easy to remove, and no zipper to get your junk stuck.
Money Shorts are commonly worn just in case a voluptuous woman wants to take them off in a moment's notice. They have quick access to the private parts.
Money Shorts are commonly worn just in case a voluptuous woman wants to take them off in a moment's notice. They have quick access to the private parts.
Shawty wanted to play. Good thing I had my money shorts on.
Man: Damnit, I had my junk stuck in my zipper again.
Man2: Good thing I had my money shorts on.
Man: Damnit, I had my junk stuck in my zipper again.
Man2: Good thing I had my money shorts on.
by FunnehMoney January 7, 2013
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by That boy Rodrick September 16, 2013
Get the Money Drop mug.to be taken advantage of financially due to being intoxicated, in distress, or otherwise under the influence of an alternative mind-altering substance
example: Seeking out and advertising cookie sales to high college students is money-rape. However, selling cookies outside a dispensary is not, as the consumer would likely not be under the influence when needing to travel to and from the dispensary.
example: Seeking out and advertising cookie sales to high college students is money-rape. However, selling cookies outside a dispensary is not, as the consumer would likely not be under the influence when needing to travel to and from the dispensary.
The underage guy at the concert was money-raped when he asked a couple of 21+ girls to buy him beer with his credit card, and they bought themselves some drinks as well without prior agreement to do so.
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Monopoly Money is often spent recklessly because it looks fake, therefore you're not spending "real" money.
Monopoly Money is often spent recklessly because it looks fake, therefore you're not spending "real" money.
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New Zealand Dollars
Canadian Dollar
Japanese Yen
Euro
Australlian Dollar
Switzerland Francs
South Africa Rand
Mexico Pesos
Russia Rubles
Saudi Arabia Riyals
etc
by billberto March 21, 2005
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The woman at the counter wanted $1 for the soda so i gave her all the money shrapnel left in my wallet
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Sophia: yo Carmen these Buckhead bitches got hella cotton money 😟
Carmen: damn their ancestors we’re making bank off of us!
Carmen: damn their ancestors we’re making bank off of us!
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