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Filthy Broom

A vile act wherein a witches broom is used to clean the inside of an oven after a drunk woman mistakes it for a toilet, pulls the oven door down, defecates in it, and then proceeds to bake the contents at 375 degrees.
There was no safe place to discard the filthy broom after it was used to clean the steaming pieces of feces from the oven that next morning. That broom was just filthy, pure filthy.
by Dew Dropping January 19, 2011
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Filthy Commoner

Someone who goes with everyone else, and generally thinks that they are cool, "gangster", smart, etc. and tries to insult/hurt someone who is not like them in their trend following ways.
Filthy Commoner #1: Dood check out dis new thing called selfie trade where u can show off how much porn u have on ur phone

Filthy Commoner #2: ye I just saw that on facebok, omg so cool wanna twerk it and then yell at some gurls about how big our penises are? Oh sheet dawg look at dat not "normal" person.

Average "nerd": You inconsiderate fools, don't you know the consequences of your actions? You guys are not only disgusting, but illiterate and ignorant! You Filthy Commoners
by LYnksYs May 18, 2015
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filthy lucre

an amazing bandfic based on panic! at the disco’s ryan ross and brendon urie
Person 1: Yo, have you finished filthy lucre yet?
Person 2: I stayed up all night finishing it and now my life has no meaning
by digitaldjh June 16, 2018
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filthy james

A infection caused by using a feces and semen encrusted dildo or strap on.
He got a filthy James while his wife was on vacation.
by Adolf Hernipoles December 12, 2018
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filterbitch

A teenage girl that thinks her photos are so cool because she uses filters. These will usually claim credit for "editing" the photo.
Wow, did you see the pictures that Jessica put on Facebook? She is such a filterbitch!
by Buhbuhbuh September 6, 2009
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Fifth Kill

A function in which everyone picks a partner and the pair finish a 750 mL bottle of hard alcohol together. Ends in good times.
by chanimal June 15, 2011
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ethnic filter

1. When a person's nationality, ethnicity or accent acts as a filter and obstructs the traits of said person's real personality and attributes

2. When someone with a different accent or nationality is seen as exotic to another person, in turn filtering out other personal qualities, or lack thereof.

3. See International Filter
A semi-ugly annoying British guy who always has a runny nose and wears high pants getting together with a hot, gorgeous Australian girl.

Sam: "I can't believe I didn't notice what a boring, uninteresting silly buns Mike is"
Peter: "well, how could you have known, what with the ethnic filter?"
by Daphne750 April 1, 2010
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