Fake 

A girl who tends to date younger men...i mean boys..
a cougar but not hot...definatly not hot

random 1: why do u have a car seat in your car?
random 2: its for my boyfriend
Random 1: oh...your such a fake

Fake by Hlobo Sasnal June 8, 2010

Facebook Fake-out

The act of when an ugly but yet photogenic person posts multiple deceiving photos of themselves to fake-out the viewer.

(Kyle) OMG! Did you see that girl Jordan on Facebook!? She is SMOKIN'!!!!

(Tanner) Have you ever seen her in person? She is a fat cunt and a total Facebook fake-out.

Facebook Fake-out by Coutney and Rachel January 26, 2009

Facester-Strudel 

The end result, or epiphany, of semen completing its ejaculatory travels onto a recipent's face. The recipient will then resemble one of nature's greatest gifts, a Toaster-Strudel.

Hey man, I totally gave your girlfriend a facester-strudel last night!

Facester-Strudel by DrummerOrion October 3, 2005

fake whore 

one who dresses or acts like a whore, but can not, in fact, get any.

Ashlee Simpson is such a fake whore.

fake whore by artaficionado June 25, 2008

Fake Ass Nigga 

Someone who fakes on plans after saying they will go.

This Fake ass nigga bitch on my birthday after she specifically told me she would be there. Bitch

My best man faked on my wedding days before after i told him he was my best man.

Fake Ass Nigga by Fakedude March 11, 2015

fades 

a contribution of money for a purchase that benefits the whole group

Jeff and i are going on a beer run, who has fades on this?

fades by jackhern June 3, 2011

fake condom 

a bollon, plastic bag, etc. used as a condom by some cheap bastard usually having an ending result of a STD or a pregnancy

Last night Jimmy used a fake condom on me and now I'm pregnant. What should i tell my dad?

fake condom by tvo June 25, 2006