Donkey show

Whenever a simple job or a task has become convoluted or unorganized to the point it has become a side show. Most often a donkey show can be traced back to one inept person.

Mike:"Oh man! That lighting job became a real donkey show. We were supposed to just move one light three inches, but the owner had us move all the lights in the house!"

by Grimwolf May 12, 2016

donkeyschlong

Male gentlemen walking around with a large package in there pants, otherwise referred to as a guy with a third leg. The reference of donkey being of(Kong)decendent and retaining the physical resemblance of a donkey sized cock

Wow that guy must be carrying a donkeyschlong in his pants.

by Peter dieter February 20, 2019

Donkey Fazool

When the donkey fazools
This term dates back to 1678 when King Julian III was in rule of Kingdom Fazool. The actual meaning of this term is lost in history but archaeologists determined that it was a slur for anyone who lived in Fazool.

"When the Donkey Fazools"
"Penis Balls, Balls Penis"
"That guy, that donkey fazool makes good gabagool."

by Th3R3alD0nk3yFazool September 3, 2021

Half-donkey

Euphemism for "half-assed"

"Quit being so half-donkey about it, you lazy putz.

by FoxxDogg October 14, 2004

brake donkey power

BDP - Brake Donkey Power. As opposed to BHP, Brake Horsepower. Unit of measure the power output of slow vehicles' engines at the crank (i.e. does not include loss in power through gearbox, sprockets etc en route to drive wheel(s)). Slang.

1. My Lada puts out 15 donkeys man, it's an animal!

2. Your Harley has brake donkey power, not horsepower!

by Arto Del Dopeo November 15, 2009

Wooden Donkey Punch

When during sex you administer a Donkey Punch so hard chocolate comes out, similar to novelty wooden donkeys that defecate candy.

When I gave her a Wooden Donkey Punch, it was raining chocolate.

by uramisan August 18, 2010

Eat Donkey

To go ass-to-mouth.

Hugo: Have a mint or something - your breath stinks!
Trixie: Sorry, I just ate donkey.

Jerry: Do you want to eat donkey? You've been looking good and I...
Dorothy: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at eat donkey.

Samantha: That dinner you made for me last night was delicious, but now it tastes like crap.
Fred: um...

by jbah December 29, 2010