driver side ankle scratch

the act of oral sex while the receiver is driving, AKA "road head", also a convenient excuse for authorities who may catch said parties in the act.

Dude, the other night my girlfriend gave me a driver side ankle scratch...I almost ran off the road.

by cablife November 2, 2011

drivesturbation

Masturbating while driving

I was getting tired on a long drive so I engaged in drivesturbation to help wake myself up.

by Clemchowder November 10, 2013

drivesterbating

To masturbate while driving, or when your'e stuck in traffic and you need some pleasure.

Driver 1 (in car with window open) : *drivesterbating*

Driver 2 (in other car) : WTF?

Driver 1: Hey wtf you lookin at

by Calvin0101 May 18, 2014

Diversosexual

One who is most sexually attracted to differences in others.

"I find a man/woman who is nothing like myself sexually appealing. Opposite race, ethnicity, cultural practices, religious/spiritual beliefs, ambitions, hobbies, etc. are all sexually desirable, thus making me a diversosexual."

"diverso" from the Latin root "diversorum" meaning diverse/different

by freesoul_paradise June 25, 2014

diversifical

Stating of diversity of an object or person, yet the object or person must not have a great difference

Look at that brown kid named Denushan, he has a crippling depressed smile. He's so diversifical!

by Xiangfan February 11, 2017

Diversity Shrew

The woman who runs every large company's HR department. She won't rest until the workforce is entirely replaced by women/blacks/mexicans/eskimos.

If you're white, asian, or Indian, then tough luck dealing with the diversity shrew.

Anderson: I can't wait to get that promotion! I know I'm the most qualified!
Chan: Too late. I heard the Diversity Shrew already gave it to Tyrone.
Anderson: But Tyrone can barely read! Damn the shrew!

by Lord Ownage December 17, 2017

diversity wanking

When firms take diversity issues to the next level and get off on hiring transsexuals and other LGBTQ+ people.

Did you hear about that bank recruiting event only for transsexuals? Yeah, that is diversity wanking.

by peter gazer January 12, 2018