dead awake 

When you wake up in the morning, but you are unable to move.

She was dead awake when her alarm went off.

dead awake by Gthang17 September 17, 2016

Dead and a half 

When a post is so stupid that it killing you once isn't enough.

Post: Vaccines cause autism
Commenter: This post got me dead and a half

Dead and a half by CataclysmalHD June 27, 2016

Dead Jew Village 

A group of people of the Jewish religion, that are dead in their village. They were most likely gased or burnt like their past relatives.

No, not another Dead Jew Village.

Dead Jew Village by alhdjlhajhd July 30, 2016

dead zoot 

A half smoked joint, zoot, weed cigarette, usually found and picked up from the floor with the intention of smoking it.

-Fam there are baaare dead zoots in the park, come smoke them
-Ugh that's disgusting

dead zoot by Reeky12 May 21, 2017

dead endin'

The common yet very disappointing realization, or point you reach, when you have no more options or ideas. You're tapped out, bushed, done, Finito Benito. You've run out of gas, paint's fallen off the car. You're washed up. Turn out the lights, the party's over.

"Boss, we have been racking our brains trying to come up with a new angle to sell this new shiny thing that all the millennial will clamor for, but we're dead endin' here.

dead endin' by ElCommissioner July 1, 2017

Dead Data 

(noun)

1 : (cultural warming) Data that is no longer relevant.

Vogue is dead data.
Louis Vuitton is dead data.

Dead Data by lquipu July 18, 2017

dead shit team 

to be part of a group of complete and utter morons who are working together

that team is a know-nothing, do nothing, dead shit team

dead shit team by B Rodriguez October 25, 2017