Dj

A sweet boy but he’s a fucktwad who crushes on your crush and acts sus with his besties.

Person one: Did you see dj?
Person two: Yeah apparently he is crushing on his lesbian bestie’s crush. And his lesbian bestie has liked her for way longer than Dj has and his lesbian bestie introduced her crush and Dj so Dj can go fuck himself.
Person one: Okay then..

by thegayestmadison November 21, 2021

DJ

Dj’s tend to have huge enormous massive slongs and tend to get a lot of attention from females but is picky and only want 1 girl

That dude Dj can’t even wear shorts

by DjDatLit September 8, 2020

dj pie

dj pie is the one true god

joe:hey bro what religon are you
dave: i'm christian
joe: screw you, we all know that dj pie is the one true god

by me when the impasta is sus October 1, 2022

A DJ

A unit of time equal to 13 seconds - the amount of time a DJ takes to unload his deck.

Give me a DJ

by Victor Needs A Cert July 28, 2024

Pulling a Dj

When you say your on your way but you never actually show up.

Hey where's Daniel? I thought he said he was almost here?

Yea but he's pulling a Dj and hasn't actually left yet.

by Lordbubbles April 11, 2021

DJ Assper

Known for playing the Crap Crap Slide, a song that gets people crapping and became a dance craze.

You: Did you dance to the Crap Crap Slide?
Me: I sure did, DJ Assper is fucking epic.

by gregben March 10, 2022

DJ Burnout

DJ Burnout is the most wonderful DJ you have ever heard of. With its full sounds, it makes every partypeople dance.
His enormous attraction through his beauty and his appearance should not be forgotten.

Yesterday i Had a great Party!
Then DJ Burnout must have Been there.

by Samanthapräzzle November 22, 2021