cunt-rhombus

The dirtiest word ever invented. It brings cunt to the next level. It refers to a cunt shaped like a rhombus.

Person 1: Did you see that strippers vag?
Person 2: Yes, it was almost definitely a cunt-rhombus.

Real Estate Agent: I think we will have to remove your microwave before we show your house because the word cunt-rhombus is written on it.

by boner_b_wild August 25, 2008

cunt rag

1. Vaginal hygiene apparatus.

2. Similar to the term douche bag. Someone who sucks or is on the lines of being an asshole or loser.

1. Tampon, sweat rag, pad.

2. My teacher is a conservative cunt rag.

by Beni26 September 26, 2006

leering cunt

Someone who lusts and obsesses over people they can't have, and don't ever have any chance of having.

See also, wankshaft.

What a leering cunt! He could never have her in a million years!

by NotEmo June 4, 2005

cunt bags

1.Skins handles at the side of the cunt.

2. Handbags for men

How the hell can you find the clit when the cunt bags are in the way

by Mee Fuk Yu June 7, 2009

cunt of a thing

can be used to describe something or someone that is not doing what they should. mainly used when swearing at machinery,cars etc.
occasionally used to describe persons that are intolerable.

This cunt of a thing won't start.
That dopey Cunt of a thing chris has done it again, been lurking around fucking everything up, making a real ass of himself.

by mmmmaaaccckkkyyy January 17, 2009

CUNT

a bitch that just won't quit with the shit

revaRIOT is such a fucking cunt, who starts shit with someone they don't know?

by ZombiDeVine July 14, 2009

stunned cunt

Someone who is damn ignorant and deserves a beat down. Often used on the ice in hockey in the heat of battle.

"Nice fucking slash you stunned cunt! Try that again and I'll beat the living piss out of you!"

by squirrelly May 9, 2003