handbags

Mainly British. A pointless and worthless argument, deriving from the image of old ladies having a handbag (purse) fight at the bus stop.

"Oh, put your handbags away".

by Ulukai December 16, 2003

handbags

Derives from trying to type "Hahaha" with Swype on a touchscreen smart phone. The term is flexible and can be appended with other additions, such as "holy handbags" or "Oh my handbags."

Holy handbags, I just saw a homeless dude chug a whole bottle of MD 20/20, then grab his junk.

by Scooteronomy December 4, 2010

Handbags at dawn

A catty fight. Derives from the more traditional "pistols at dawn", but with the selection of weapon implying that the participants are of the weaker sex. Works especially well if they're actually male.

"Dave and Bill just couldn't agree on which boy band was their favorite. Before we knew it, things got out of hand and it was time for handbags at dawn!"

by gweilo8888 October 14, 2008

dancing round handbags

Reminiscent of the 1980s discos, a group, usually females, placing their handbags on the floor in a disco and dancing round them in a circle waiting for something to happen, with no plan other to dance until something happens, or more likely someone askes them to dance.

It was the two hours since the meeting started and no progress had been made and the chairmen said we needed to stop dancing round handbags and make a decision.

by Jebelhasher May 9, 2022

Chicken Skin Handbag

Another word for a mans Ballsack, Ballgland,Balls due to its resemblance of chicken skin

Chicken Wrangler: "Boss can I got for a quick break its so hot out here and my Chicken Skin Handbag is stuck to the inside of my thigh, If i don't fix it It could permanently graft to my leg!!
Boss: Hell no! Get on with your Chicken Wrangling you lazy fool! You see my Gold plated Chicken Skin Handbag?
Chicken Wrangler:Yes.....Yes i do
Boss: Well you can have one too if you stop whining like a little cunt stump and did some more Wrangling
Worker: *sigh* ok

by Spuntricky April 13, 2015

bachelor's handbag

A supermarket bought rotisserie chicken in a handy plastic carry bag. Popular with the single man attempting to cook for extended family

Steve knew his niece and nephew loved a home cooked meal, so he picked up a bachelor's handbag and a tub of pasta salad

by NzChippy October 17, 2021

turkey skin handbag

refers to a mans testicles :)

' terry, your turkey skin handbag is on show dear'

by poodgio January 13, 2014