goose is cooked

An idiom meaning ... Finally she gets her come-uppance

The boss was such a cow that complaints were made .. Finally the goose is cooked

by Chz6173 January 12, 2016

cooked the raw lobster

a)Cooking a raw lobster.
b)Beating the crap out of someone.
c)Cheating on your wife with a sea monster of some sort, then getting caught.

a) "Wow! Did you see how the master chef cooked the lobster?"
b) "Jim cooked the raw lobster on Billy after school yesterday. Billy got owned!
c) "Randy is such a retard...he cooked the raw lobster...I never knew sea monsters turned him on!"

by Monkeyman's Homeboy December 22, 2004

chook

One who has the characteristics of both a Chode and a Mook. These people are often called "Tools" but such a title is hardly harsh enough to describe the caliber of person you are often dealing with. An especially Lame, or undesirable person who is so self-centered and arrogant, they can't seem to tell their Ass Hole from the Grand Canyon.

That guy is such a Tool he's surpassed all others. He's officially become a chook.

by Littlegregfield February 27, 2008

Dane Cook

One of the funniest mutha fuckas I've ever seen. Enough said.

Dane Cook was on last night, I almost peed my pants.

by mysterygirlthatyouwillneverkno December 6, 2009

Crooked Commie

It is when you take a girls democracy away, then kill her.

Yo man, Dmitriy gave that bitch a Crooked Commie.

by Dirty D, the man the myth the legend July 31, 2006

home-cooked meal

Euphemism for anal sex.

I've invited Meg over to my house tonight with the promise of a home-cooked meal.

by Bingo Fett February 12, 2013

crooked dick tip

poorly done circumcision can cause the tip, helmet head part, to be cocked to left or right: head not in line with shaft when hard

his crooked dick tip was IMMEDIATELY obvious

by fucked up cock April 9, 2012