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Wayne County

1. A rural community in Upstate New York where 11 of every 10 people does drugs

2a. A town with a school district that is only good at wrestling and soccer, and a football team that gets a ridiculously hard schedule every year that they have no hopes of doing good in

2b. because all the kids on the team do drugs, and the football team gets boned
Situation 1

kid a: "hey dont you live in wayne county?"
kid b: "yea why?"
kid a: "got any bud?"
kid b: "dude just cuz i live in wayne doesent mean i smoke!"
kid a: "soooooo..."
kid b: "how much you lookin to buy?"
kid a: "dub"
kid b: "iight ile hook u up"

Situation 2

Canandagua kid A: "Hey looks like were playing wayne next week"
Canandagua kid B: "haha sweet we can sleep thru that game"
Canandagua kid A: "yea were a AAA school and there an A school there coach is stupid for scheduling us we've never lost"
Canandagua kid B: "yea thank god hes not our coach"
Canandagua kid A: "yea hahaha"
Canandagua kid B: "hahaha"
by canandaguakid456 July 5, 2008
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Fairfax County

The worst place to live. Rich fucks who drive fancy cars and don't give a shit about anything but themselves. Asshole little high school kids who think the universe revolves around them. An abundance of spoiled little brats who waste their parents' money on drugs, clothing from expensive stores, and other meaningless items. Every day a new street appears with a stupid new name. And a new shopping center appears so bitchy women in their 20's can go out and be superficial together. It's all about how dumb you can be, how much money you can make, how much nice land you can destroy with your developments, and how rude you can be to those who are supposedly inferior. I'm not sure how anyone in Fairfax County can be happy. Because all the men have tiny penises and the women are superficial and lack brains. Like I said, the worst place to live.
Moron from Northern Virginia: Hi! I'm a pathetic loser!
Normal Person: Maybe you should pull your head out of your ass and stop living in fairfax!
Moron: Wow, you use your brain?!

Fuck Fairfax County and it's degradation of humanity.
by nova hater July 23, 2008
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Orange County

although orange county does have ghettos, such as garden grove, for the most part it is known as a rich place with spoiled kids.
i lived in garden grove, it was tite there chillin with my mexican homies. but there were too much fuckin rich white kids in orange county..so i moved down south to san marcos
by reppin southern cali all day January 17, 2005
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Orange County

a county in Central Florida, home to Orlando (see Whorelando) and Winter Park.
by KRHimself January 23, 2005
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Habersham County

Habersham is a small place of about 44,000 people. Common past times include smoking meth, having sex with close family members, driving extra large pickups to make up for extra small penises, and growing old and realizing that all you've provided the world is a series of Republican votes. Habersham is also known for its lovely police department who managed to throw a flash-bang into a baby's playpen during a... meth raid. They may not have caught the perp, but at least they severely disfigured an innocent child in the process. If taking a road trip, one should avoid driving through Habersham at all costs as the local backwoods inbreds can not comprehend the minute complexities of operating their pickup trucks and will tailgate and cut you off from one side of the county to the other. The wildlife native to the county is gorgeous... too bad the infestation of hunters kill most of it, so you probably won't witness any. I highly advise anyone to reconsider travel plans.
The GPS is trying to take us through Habersham County. Let's be safe and take the hour detour around it.
by PappaBless69 January 5, 2019
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Johnson County

Take the rich, upity fuckers from Orange County, CA and add a few rednecks, and a couple hundred thousand soccer moms. The worst place on earth, in Kansas none the less. The habitat of white dudes in rice burners that think they are ghetto even thought they live off their millionaire parents. One of the gateways to hell.
You haven't seen hell until you have seen Johnson County, Kansas.

Stull, Kansas was one of the seven gateways to Johnson County.
by Andrew El Taco April 8, 2005
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orange county

You wanna go to orange county?

HEY!! come over here we need some orange county!
by Pobecax May 16, 2006
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