Boner Contention

When a topic of conversation leads to upsetting your girlfriend so that you won't get laid that evening.

Why did he have to bring up the Boner Contention?

by Birdcore February 23, 2010

Urban Dictionary Content Guidelines

The least enforced rules in the history of rules.

According to Urban Dictionary Content Guidelines, hate speech is not allowed. That's a lie.

If hate speech isn't allowed, then why is every definition of Donald Trump nothing more than just saying that he's a POS, and not actually meaningfully describing him?

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2021

Canteloupe

A word used to describe a person who probs has cancer or something, doesnt pay attention in school and is the natural enemy of o-somya bin-laden hates little shits named brandon is pissed that somebody else got left guide and cusses alot

Dont be a canteloupe Sean, yull get cancer

by Cancerloupe December 16, 2016

Centeno

That one cool friend you have but , is secretly gay and trying to hook up with you, like holy shit bruh.

Centeno is such a good friend
Centeno is such a cock sucker
Damn Centeno! No gag reflexes

by bruh moment dude August 5, 2019

playing center

The act of a man receiving anal sex while bent over in doggy style or standing up. The term comes from the American Football position "Center", who's task is, amongst other things, to bend over in front of the usually larger quarter back and hike him the ball.

I think that dude Kelsey might like playing center, because he makes my gaydar go crazy every time he walks into the room.

by Vic Punk March 22, 2008

Chocolate coated ginger

A ginger that's dyed their hair brown

usually still has the telltale signs of gingervitis even after dying their hair

You heard? Morgan's dyed his hair!
What colour?
*sniggers* BROWN!
Oh dear... Chocolate coated ginger

by Sharny June 16, 2008

ellie coate

miranda kerr

ellie coate also known as miranda kerr

by dehsha jsfh October 20, 2008