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East-Coast

In reference to the Eastern 16 or so states in the United States.

The following are definitely in this group: Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, New York, Pennsylvania, Connecticut, Rhode Island, New Jersey, Delaware, Maryland, {Washington D.C}, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida.

The New England states (ME, NH, VT, MA, CT, RI) are well known for having fairly high population densities (on average), their lobster, and the lovely season of Autumn.

The Tri-States (PA, NY, NJ) basically aren't really the same at all. PA has a low PD and is known for their redneckedness sometimes. However they have a ton of American history there. NY is known for the one city in the most southern point of the state, New York. New Jersey has the highest PD and is made fun of for being a place you don't really want to grow up in, but probably had to if you did.

The Capital Area (MD, DE, Wash.D.C) are well known for either being the capital or being close to it.

The Southern States (VA, NC, SC, GA, FL) are also more often than not made fun of their redneckedness (minus FL, they are borderling Cajun there). Moonshine, Peaches, and Disney World provide the structure for the economy over yonder.
Person: So where do you live?
Other Person: I live on the East-Coast.
Person: oh.
by Popemeisterjosh November 2, 2008
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constitute

Where a prostitute is 'pro'
a constitute is 'con'.
A prostitute who does a bad job.
I can't believe i payed $1000 bucks for that constitute.
by coinroller August 23, 2007
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west coast chopper

While performing cunnilingus, the vagina is blown into, loading it up with a pocket of air. The performing party then grabs the woman's ankles and separates them in a manner resembling holding the handle bars of a low-rider motorcycle. The resulting queefs resemble the sound of a chopper.

Additionally, the ankles can be twisted for that extra bit of immersion.
Dom's mom loves the west coast chopper. Especially from Nick.
by Schlongo December 28, 2004
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Vagina Coastguard

Fucking when that bitches mom keeps checking hin on you in her daughters room, with flashlight. You better not get caught in moms waters.
Dude, her mom is such a vagina coastguard. I got busted doing the alaskan fire dragon.
by Brian Giardina March 5, 2005
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West Coast Eagles

Greatest team in the AFL. Based in Perth, Western Australia, they have made the finals every year theyve been around cept 2. Much better team than the pussy fremantle dockers. Records sellout crowds almost every home game. Home of greats like Peter Sumich, Glen Jakovich, Ben Cousins, Peter Matera and brownlow medallist Chris Judd
The eagles thrashed the dockers AGAIN last sunday
by Nezbit. December 16, 2004
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constellationist

A person who studies constellations as a career. Also known as an Astronomer.
The constellationist studied the constellations in the star-lit sky.
by Darren Arimoto October 17, 2006
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constipatience

When you have to take a shit but someone shows up or something distracts you so you have to wait until they are gone or until the distraction is over.
Peter: "I gotta take a crap, maybe i can do it before the guests get here."

Doorbell rings.

Peter: "Nope, looks like I'm gonna have some constipatience and pile dinner on top of that."
by big_boy_BoNFiRe March 12, 2010
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