coach a

To kill someone or destroy something beyond repair.

Guy: What happened to that car?
*he points to a car that’s been so badly destroyed that it’s just a heap of scrap metal*
Other guy: Yeah, Jeff coach a’d it.

by CrazyCatBunker November 18, 2024

Coachyouber

A YouTuber who posts coaching videos to help people learn things

"Sara Smith is my favorite coachyouber"

by Mervat Batarseh January 23, 2025

Coachuber

A person who posts coaching videos on YouTube to help people learn things

"She is my favorite coachuber"

by Mervat Batarseh January 23, 2025

Coach Ashley Effect

The Coach Ashley Effect is when Coach Ashley says she's going to do something but doesn't fucking do it.

"Coach Ashley Said she was going to schedule me to work a midshift tomorrow but somehow it didn't fucking happen, that's the Coach Ashley Effect in action"

by ThePublicker February 13, 2025

Coach Calhoun

A form of male masturbation where one dunks his penis into a glass of ice water at the moment of climax. Named after Coach Calhoun of Grease. Although he was struck with pies by Eugene it is plausible he could also be subject to a dunk tank at the carnival.

While Yanking and Tearing at his cock, Tom realized he was about to ejaculate. Without a sock, and no desire to soil his tummy with semen, Tom turned to his glass of ice water and plunged his member in for discharge. As his mind cleared following this elation, Tom was reminded of the great Coach Calhoun and that time he was dunked in the water tank

by anonymous March 20, 2025

Coach Calhoun

A form of male masturbation where one dunks his penis into a glass of ice water at the moment of climax. Named after Coach Calhoun of Grease. Although he was struck with pies by Eugene it is plausible he could also be subject to a dunk tank at the carnival.

While Yanking and Tearing at his cock, Tom realized he was about to ejaculate. Without a sock, and no desire to soil his tummy with semen, Tom turned to his glass of ice water and plunged his member in for discharge. As his mind cleared following this elation, Tom was reminded of the great Coach Calhoun and that time he was dunked in the water tank

by anonymous March 20, 2025

Choncherella

Came about when someone's white suburban mom tried to recall the name of Chappell Roan.

Can be used as punctuation at the end of a sentence or as an exclaimation (example 1), or to describe a flamboyant and theatrical wlw woman (example 2).

#1 - GIRL. I just walked in on Bethany making out with her boyfriend's ex gf.

- Oh my choncherella!! Did I hear that right?!?

#2 Wowww look at miss choncherella over here! I love all the rhinestones in your makeup!

by JemimaJellybean March 21, 2025