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hot colonic

placing a fuel soaked cotton ball in ones own rectum and using a match to ignite the apparatus.
dick cannot start his day without an uncomfortable hot colonic.
by meatsheath December 28, 2009
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Roasted Colon

The anatomies of when you launch a firework rocket out of your asshole but then back fires and blows your ass up like the results after geting a hand grenade vigorously rammed up your arse

Ps. you tuck the firework in the wrong way...
John: HOLY FUCKING NIGGATRON!! (see Niggatron) i just got a Roasted Colon after having a rocket up my arse following by five lit katherine wheels :) :) :)
by Niggatron9000 May 12, 2010
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King Colin

King Colin is usually a 40 to 50 year old man that has hobbies such as whipping kids, cooking fish soup, and playing table tennis with one of his three slaves (Calum,libby and ellen) most people will typically find king Colin around younger children that he would like to abuse and touch. Colin is also a taker to dogs and has often been accused of beastiality
AHH king Colin has awoken

Or
Callum
by King colin April 16, 2019
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District Commander/ colonel-DaveMetzger

An extremely impressive high ranking military officer, who although has jacked forearms, is no match for a navy seal in any form of combat.
District commander/ colonel-DaveMetzger
by joeisalwayswrong December 11, 2010
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Chris and Colin

A Chris and Colin is slang for a homosexual couple, where one of the men pretends to be straight while in public, but they end up together in bed at the end of each day.
Check out those two Chris and Colin's. Chris is always trying to pick up any chick she can.
Don't let that fool you, he'll be in Colin's colon again tonight.
by Professor Switzleheimer September 23, 2016
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Harry Brandon Colin

The best person this world has seen, kind, optimistic, humorous, has talents and is very relatable. Although he might disagree with these things, we all know he’s a picture perfect guy.
Dude look at Harry Brandon Colin his art is god like.
by doki doki weeb January 6, 2019
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National brandon Colon day

The day where you celebrate Brandon colons and buy him a pair of socks. It’s on November 13😉
Tony: yo isn’t that Brandon Colon?
Rick: yea bro!lets buy him a pair of socks because it’s National brandon Colon day
by playboi✌🏽 October 14, 2019
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