Cock quoits

A game played at New Years Eve in Melbourne when Corona Virus lockdown is reintroduced. The usual fireworks are cancelled so glow stick bracelets are skillfully tossed onto cock of the quoitee. In the event of deflation of the quoitee the quoit tosser is responsible for the level of hardness of the game. If cock becomes flaccid points are relinquished.

5 rings wins a prize.

Anthony came down from Albury to see the fireworks in Melbourne but they were cancelled. A game of Cock Quoits was the only solution to see see out 2020.

by Jadedcovid December 31, 2020

Cocaine cowboy

A guy who fucks around with only 7+’s while completely relying on cocaine to make it through a weekend.
-wears wranglers religiously

Sam was the definition of a cocaine cowboy this weekend.

by Papalongleg January 19, 2021

Cockwomblingthundercunt

(Noun) A person, more often than not male, though not necessarily gender specific, who are extremely prone to spout total nonsense as well as having an overinflated ego. Often presents as a pseudo psychologist and demands constant attention.

That Mystic Angel dude is a first rate Cockwomblingthundercunt

by RectileDysfunktion February 3, 2021

Cockturtles

The plural of cockturtle. Commonly used when a person is angry at a group of people.

“You’re all bunch of fucking cockturtles!”

by Cockturtle March 19, 2021

cockception

When a straight identifying man watches so much sissy porn, that he slowly begins to grow a lust for cock. The specific moment of this inception is called cockception.

Josh didn't realize that watching 10000 hours of sissy porn would induce cockception.

by zeezer43 June 19, 2021

cocanaut

/ˈkōkəˈnɑu̯t/

co•ca•naut

def.: a cocanaut is someone who explores altered states of consciousness through the use of cocaine

I've done six 8 balls this week. I'm a straight-up cocanaut.

by TheTallestPsychonaut July 16, 2021

Cockblockster

The Cockblockster is a well-known signature created and performed by CAW wrestler, Stalker. The move has the opponent positioned in the corner, facing the front, while the wrestler then proceeds to do a clothesline to the opponent in the corner, pushes the opponent to the middle of the ring, and then performs a roll through into a blockbuster.

The name "Cockblockster" came from a botch that was made by GEW's Brian Cooper on commentary at RSW's Destined For Glory when he accidentally fumbled and mixed the words, "Clothesline" and "Blockbuster" together while Stalker was performing his signature, which was then misinterpreted by GTT's John Baker as the "Cockblockster". This singular moment would make Stalker have a boost in popularity in CAW due to the funny nature of the signature name. Ever since then, Stalker would remain to have the Cockblockster in his moveset and it would eventually expand with Stalker performing different variations of a blockbuster but still holding onto the name.

The Cockblockster also won an award for the best signature/finisher names of 2020.

Two goated individuals doing commentary for GTT: Warchain S2 E22 during the Stalker vs. Will O Connor Match.

APH: I've been telling you this, he's been showing his moves with the flippy maneuvers but he has been a little bit of a technician too, have you been seeing?
John Baker: Oh yeah. WAIT. Stalker. He's going, he's going for it! COCKBLOCKSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
APH: Jesus Christ! I HATE THAT MOVE, THAT MOVE NAME IS TERRIBLE.
John Baker: It's not even the end!
APH: There you go! That's what you get for having move called the cockblocker. It doesn't even end the match.

by JayIsYourHomie August 12, 2021