Tyler Clark

Do not bully within a 10000000000000 m radius of Tyler Clark’s or they will murder you entire family and make your house a fucking landslide

Guy 1: hey ur a nerd
Guy 2: HA Tyler Clark is going to kill you

Tyler Clark: ends this mans whole caarer

by TheBurbintor June 22, 2021

Emily Clarke

Emily is a girl that is so beautiful and attractive that she gives you anxiety. It's almost impossible to look into her eyes when you first meet her. She has a beautiful personality and can be shy sometimes but she doesn't know how shy people are when first meeting her.

"I have a crush on Emily Clarke."
"Oml good taste! She's coming now."
*Heart beats so hard it hurts, breathing intensifies, I look down at the floor in embarrassment thinking that I'm way out her league and should just give up.*

"Haha how'd you do that?"
Emily is in the corner of my eye listening to me talk. I glance at her for a split second, I felt like someone shot me through the heart. Her eyes were like looking at a black hole and seeing another universe. It took under a second to make me feel uncomfortable and embarrassed. My excuse to finish talking is:
"I forgot what to say... *Nervous giggle"

I turn away and start crying from the insecurity building up; "I'm so not good enough! I'm rubbish and I should quit crushing on her!"

by LøCl October 7, 2021

Jack Clark

Dirty dirty man who touches his sister in her sleep. Not to be trusted around schools.

Jack Clark is a dirty dirty rotten man.

by Spicyboy2319 September 2, 2021

Darrell Clarke

Massive fan of all things dogs
Also has yorkshire terrier porn on his laptop
Manager of the 2nd best team in Burslem

That darrell clarke guy is a massive dog wanker, I even heard he makes the players bring their pets to training sessions

by jamiewatsonwfc October 27, 2021

Andrew Clarke

One of the funniest alpha males you could ever meet. If you ever meet one of these exotic individuals, you will immediately feel the overwhelming male dominance wash over you. The power of the whitest name in existence will throw you off, and you may feel hopelessness or despair due to the jealousy felt toward Andrew. The majority of them are naturally gifted at baseball and basketball, and will usually break your ankles on and off the court.

"Is that Andrew Clarke? I just wanna suck his cock until his balls are empty so I can feel the wrath of the one and only Clarkenator"

"Guys look, it's Andrew! We should jump him and steal his black air forces."

by 100mph Fastball November 1, 2021

Corey Clarke

There is no way to describe what the hell a 'Corey Clarke' is but someone with great music tastes!

Peter : "What type of Music do you like Clive?"
Clive : " I'm a Corey Clarke type of guy as i do not like rap!"

by Corey Clarke PBG November 22, 2021

Steven Clark

The thickest most voluptuous ass you will ever encounter. His veiny cock is so massive it has been compared to the Hindenburg. Unequivocal, undefeated reining champion of the sex olympics.

Did you hear Steven Clark electrocuted a student to death for being 3 seconds late to class?!!

Damn bro his cock has infinite electrical resistance..

by Kuhm lord November 29, 2021